I dated a lot of different women before I met Mrs. Wanders. I would say I am more on the Jared end of the spectrum than I am on the Hugo end. And never ever have I dated a woman who spent the date staring at other guys. Dawn, I don't know what kind of person you are, but you surprise me. You're almost as bad as a man!
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I would expect nothing less from Dawn, since it would be futile to expect anything more.
This story has got to be better conceived and more thought-provoking than the last one, because it's always dumbest before the Dawn.
On the up side, Jared, at least Dawn remembers your name. On the down side, have you ever met her father, the epitome of narcissistic jerks? The Dawn apple hasn’t fallen far from the Wilbur tree.
Just then, Tommie notices that Brandy is staring at Jared. Tommy snaps, "Hey, yo, your bae is me, dig?" Brandy blushes and says, "Oh, sorry. It's just that that boy over there just gave the most fascinating talk on cougars."
-- Scottie McW.
Unbeknownst to us, Dawn has spent the last 17 years at SRCc studying Zoology! What luck! She can hardly believe her eyes when she recognizes that young man over there to be none other than Robert Irwin! The only son of the late Steve Irwin. A wonderful father, despite the fact that he nearly allowed his infant son to be eaten by a crocodile!
HelenClark
@Kitkat: you took the words out of my mouth. Here I am thinking that we are clear of Wilbur story lines, only to discover that Dawn may be the female version. I wonder if she loves sandwiches.
Jared is looking like a particularly repulsive Star Wars alien again, I'm not surprised Dawn has a keen eye for the cougar spectator. Or keen eyelashes, at least.
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