Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Mary Worth 3935

Oh, there's trouble, Mary Worth, right here in Mountview Hospital. Trouble with a Capital T and that rhymes with C and that stands for Cat. That's right, Jared and Jess are swapping Star Wars and Cat tales, and I don't like where this is heading. Why haven't you told Dawn yet?????

9 comments:

Fraser said...

I'll leave this alone ... FOR NOW! I find that a little threatening.

RogerBW said...

Right now it could be fixed with a quiet word. That's no job for the Meddling Champion of Boca Raton for 35 years running! I'll give it a few weeks to brew into something more serious before I step in.

KitKat said...

“For now” means the next 8 minutes and 23 seconds. Once that expires, Mary will click into muffin overdrive and invite a seriously hungover Dawn for a “nice little chat to catch up, dear.”

Jared, you’re starting to bore Jess. She’s pretending to sleep in hopes you’ll GO AWAY.

Thunderheels said...

"I don't want to stir up trouble..." What has happened to Mary? How can she meddle if there is no trouble?

Anonymous said...


Oh, she's going to leave this alone. Well, at least for now. How very big of her.

Jeez, this is Wilbur-level arrogance and obnoxiousness.

-- Scottie McW.

LouiseF said...

So the only time Mary wants to "stir up" trouble is when there IS some? Why stir up trouble ever? Isn't it time to go home, Mary, and bury your nosey nose in another chapter of "Outlander"?

Anonymous said...

I see what's going on here. Mary was not at all pleased when she spied Dawn and Jared walking past her window a few weeks ago, looking so happy and content. She immediately hired a hit man to wait outside the employee entrance of the Santa Royale Star Wars Museum and attack an age-appropriate docent.

HelenClark

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

Hmm. Mary not wanting to stir things up goes a long way to explain why I always find huge clumps of raw flour in my beard after eating one of her carrot muffins.

meg said...

Ooh, Ian, that makes me want to run out and kiss the next bushy-bearded man I see! I love it when you talk gross…