Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Mary Worth 3977

"I wish she would admit she was the one who was wrong. I'm sure that will really help our friendship."

8 comments:

KitKat said...

Jared: “‘Parted ways’?!! She openly gawked at other men right in front of me and acted bored by my knowledge of all things. Then she lied about going to Rock On to dance!”

Mary: “Oh, was the night of dancing when I saw you at the bedside of that unfortunate woman with the banged-up face as you clutched her hand and gazed at her? That went on for hours - I walked by numerous times, and you were still there doing that.”

Anonymous said...


"It's not my fault! She made me do it!"

Sheesh, all we need now is Jared calling her a poopy head.

-- Scottie McW.

LouiseF said...

In a vain attempt to outline a new character in the Worthiverse, KM has made Jared one of the most unprofessional, obtuse, awkward and unbelieveable twits ever to grace a comic strip. I couldn't care less what happens to him. I hope he grabs Jess and together they drive his beater of a car to somewhere in central Ohio, never to be heard from again.

Anonymous said...

This makes one yearn for the reappearance of Wilbur

Jerry Smith said...

Mary: "Jared, now that I have listened intently to your tale, I must implore one who looks and acts such as you: Take what life gives you. You won't be getting much more. Now, off you go. 87 panels from now."

Anonymous said...


@Anonymous 12:31 PM

No it does not. It most emphatically does not, and it never will.

Your comment is clearly a cry for help. Unfortunately, Mary's busy at the moment.

-- S. McW.

hmmm said...

I totally understand where you’re coming from, Jared. My best and most enduring friendships have been built on guilt, deceit, anger, incompatibility, and indifference.

Anonymous said...

But Dawn is your soulmate, Jared. You were meant for each other. You both deserve each other—and yes, I mean that as an insult.