Sunday, August 14, 2022

Mary Worth 3995

I'm just going to bask in this all day. It is everything I dreamed it would be. Was it worth the wait? I'm not sure I'd go that far, but definitely Mary Worth gold.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...


Her only hope is to change her name, move to the East Coast, and -- GASP! -- get a job. And keep a very close eye on how much hair winds up on the shower floor.

-- Scottie McW.

Yes, this is the dream we've all been wanting to see. It's too bad she woke up so quickly.

KitKat said...

Dawn loses a pair of breasts but gains a pair of specs.

We’ll never be able to unsee panel 5, in which Dawn transforms into a Wilbur Oompa Loompa.

I agree with Scottie McW. - this dream is too brief.

TimP said...

I can see getting fat and bald but why would she buy the same style eyeglasses and wear a combover?

What I'm saying is that there are more graceful ways to hysterically imagine your transformation into your parent.

fauxprof said...

I haven’t laughed this hard at Mary Worth since “reminds me of Dave”. Thank you June! (New category for the Worthy Awards: best panel sequence.)

Garnet said...

Panel 5 is outright scary.

Anonymous said...

You know, even though The Hulk didn’t have the time to sprout glasses I’d still bet on him in a fight with DaWnilbur.

Anonymous said...

Number 5 is Panel of the Year! Dawn looks like a bloated, middle age Chucky doll.

Anonymous said...

Not bad; not bad. But if I were June, I would have drawn the fat Dawn sitting on the edge of her bed, looking down at the black stubble on her legs. Of course, for all we know, Dawn already does that every day.

HelenClark