Thursday, August 25, 2022

Mary Worth 4006

Oh, Jared, sweetheart, no. Don't ask that. It's just so wrong. This is called closure. Closure. Don't try to pry that door back open.

I want to add my sincere thanks to these recent generous donors to the Mary Worth 4000 campaign:

Peter Mullin
Vince Reddy

7 comments:

KitKat said...

Jared: “Do yo want to hang out sometime? You and me and Jess could go to the park that doesn’t get much foot traffic and play Star Wars trivia.”

Dawn: “#$&+@%!!”

Jared Mylo, classic schlemiel

KitKat said...

Jared: “Do you want to hang out sometime? You and me and Jess could go to the park that doesn’t get much foot traffic and play Star Wars trivia.”

Dawn: “#$&+@%!!”

Jared Mylo, classic schlemiel

Anonymous said...


Wow, déjà KitKat!

-- Scottie McW.

LouiseF said...

So Dawn is not that sure she and Jared are OK...She THINKS so. And why is she sitting there in the dark? Did Wilbur forget to pay the light bill again? Kit Kat nailed it. Perhaps there should be a category in the Worthiverse Awards for Most Consistently Awkward Character. Jared wins it, but Wilbur could give him some stiff competition.

KitKat said...

@Scottie McW., hahaha! Remember “One of These Things is Not Like the Other” on Sesame Street?

MissScarlet said...

So now Dawn has to prove that she's fine with Jared's friendship by actually having to hang out with him. Isn't that what she didn't really want to do before when she was ogling other guys and dancing without him? Dawn is walking a fine line here. Soon she may end up closer to Jared than she was when they were together.

Anonymous said...

KitKat - Yo girl; you go girl!

HelenClark