Mary Worth 2989

"You wouldn't happen to drive a 1975 Oldsmobile Regency Coupe would you? It is also one of my specialties."

Mary Worth 2988

To which, Mary responds, "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Mary Worth 2987

It's only been months? It feels longer. But I think he's entitled to grieve for at least as long as you feel entitled to obsess over him.

Mary Worth 2986

The last time Mary made muffins for an elderly bachelor, she was assaulted. I would think she'd want to keep away from the muffins for a while. Instead, she tries immersion therapy.

Mary Worth 2985

Myster Wynter has been slamming doors in peoples faces for so long that he forgot how to close the door when he's with a friend and feeling sad.

Mary Worth 2984

She's gaining on you Myster Wynter! Run, Saul, Run! She's relentless, but don't give up. Just a ... few ... more ... yards to your front door where nothing will ever remind you of Bella again. Except for the 37 framed photos on the wall, and the chew toys in her chair.

Mary Worth 2983

At last, something about this story is hasty. We're really moving now!

Mary Worth 2986

What?! Even after the condo board's extensive signage campaign??

Mary Worth 2981

But, hey, it was the sixties in Brooklyn. Everyone had an arranged marriage.

The condo board has rejected my petition to add this song to the jukebox.

Mary Worth 2980

Death metal music is also gnarly. But hopefully, we can learn from it.