Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Mary Worth 3628

I know what you mean...
Fish: Not good grub
Roast Beef: Good grub

10 comments:

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"What The Teacher Calls Your Kid VS What You Call Your Kid".

Trouble!
Special...

Sharon said...

And Ashlee wasn't born yesterday, if you know what I mean.

Sandi Ego said...

Did they catch the cow today?
Love the haiku, Nance!

Anonymous said...


"The fish wasn't caught this morning. We get a discount on all the monkfish the Bum Boat can't sell, and by the time it gets here, it's a little aromatic, if you know what I mean. Ditto for the expired salmon at Freda's."

"I'll eat anything that isn't turkey stew."

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

Nance, you amaze me!

Generic old fish? Uh oh, Drew appears to have stumbled into The Bad Grub Diner. It makes Jerry’s Sandwich Shop look like The French Laundry in comparison.

Chester the Dog said...

Ashlee thinks out loud in panel one, if you know what I mean.

Jerry Smith said...
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Jerry Smith said...

In June, after 7 weeks of light sexual banter:

Drew: "I'll guess I'll have the roast beef."

LouiseF said...

KM's depiction of Ashlee seems designed to make her seem interesting, but instead appears to be channeling Ellie Mae Clampett of the Beverly Hillbillies. She did a lot better with Jared, the Star Wars action figure warrior. "Interesting" doesn't really fly in the Worthiverse...

Anonymous said...

Drew: “I’ll have the fish.”
Ashlee: “What?! I just told you, Drew Cory, that fish is older than the one that ate Jonah!”

Drew: “I’ll have the fish.”
Ashlee: “What?! I just told you, Drew Cory, that fish smells worse that a boat full of dead monkeys!”

Drew: “I’ll have the fish.”
Ashlee: “What?! I just told you, Drew Cory, that fish is soggier than a sneaker full of sh*t!”

Drew: “You’re not from around here, are you Ashlee? Well, this is Santa Royale and in Santa Royale, all we eat is salmon. I’ll have the fish.”


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