Saturday, July 17, 2021

Mary Worth 3688

Ashlee only asks because she loves to be compared to Shauna.

9 comments:

Bill the Butcher said...

"What about Shauna Of The BrainDead? After Mary Worth belatedly meddles me into realising that you're just a scamming conwoman, I'll run to Shauna's arms! And when she steals my Rolex she won't give it back!"

KitKat said...

“Sure, you’re similar….” Just what any woman doesn’t want to hear. Dr. Doofus strikes again!

Drewie, that’s your wallet being tugged.

Downpuppy said...

Please tell me this isn't a redemption arc.

Mrvy said...

@Downpuppy, somehow Ashlee doesn't have quite the panache of Nola Wolverson or Jill Black, if this is indeed a redemption arc. Kind of second-tier redemption, more competitive with Saul Wynter.

Anonymous said...


"You hit much harder than Shauna. But she does this thing with her tongue that . . . uh, never mind. You're, uh, I mean, I, uh, well never mind."

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

Downpuppy and Mrvy - Yup... I'm afraid we're about to see Ashlee get Wynter-ized.

HelenClark

Anonymous said...

Shauna is old news, and you’re new news. That’s the difference.

hmmm said...

Drew: I’ve never met anyone like you.

Ashlee: What about Shauna?

Drew: Oh... right. Well, I’ve never met anyone like you, or Shauna. Oh... well except for Liza and Dawn and Gigi and Mitzi and Chloe and Lily and Julie and...

WHAM!

Drew: Oooof

Bill the Butcher said...

No, it isn't. Drew is going to be Shaunad at the end of this story.

If it were a redemption tale it would have gone that way at Ye Greate Returninge Of Ye Stolene Rolexe.