Saturday, March 11, 2023

Mary Worth 4207

"I also wanted to drink Slurpees and play with Pokémon cards all day. Kids are stupid."

10 comments:

meg said...

Don’t change, Steven. We’re going directly to Piano Bar from here, and you look great in those pastel separates.

KitKat said...

It WAS a different time, Steven. You were eight years old.

Oh no, I fear we’re about to be hijacked into a plot where Steven regains his love of the (remember to include “the”) animals. Maybe he’ll stroll through the woods and find a bear cub with one of its legs caught in a trap. Or maybe he’ll enter Burger Barn for a bite, and he’ll encounter a vomiting Trixie with her distraught pet parent. Meanwhile, Ed will have no time for Estelle because it will be chaos at Animal Hospital. Then Estelle will eat a gallon pail of ice cream while talking at her furry kids. “Woof!” “Meow!”

Frank Booth said...

Steven, maybe you should meet with that nice older lady who Stell is friends with. I hear she makes great muffins, and she certainly would be much more interested in listening to your tiresome angst than I am.

Anonymous said...


After listening to this incessant whining all week, Dr. Ed is ready to put Steven down.

"I have sworn to alleviate suffering, Steven. This is for your own good."

-- Scottie

meg said...

If the animals could talk to us, they’d have no filter:

Doc, please don’t do that! Anything but that! Don’t put the **** in my ****! Arrrrrrghf!

Folks in the waiting room, you’re being duped! They’ll make you wait for hours, then they’ll send you to the all night vet in Springfield!

Doc, the people with the poodle never pay their bills. First they’ll ask you to bill them, and then they’ll ignore the bills, and finally you’ll have to turn it over to the Hound Collection Agency. Good luck with that!

Keep that weird orange-eyed vet away from me!

Anonymous said...

... through a glass darkly ... goes Steven's head.

HelenClark

Unknown said...

Stevie is showing his dark side. Plus, he has a Wil-bore nose!

Chester the Dog said...

Libby needs to get in here....these vets need head bumps!

Garnet said...

I really want to know what vet school Steven went to. How did he not know that working at a clinic would involve "work?"

He really needs to hook up with Dawn. They're both whiny and have a serious aversion to work.

@ TimP said...

@Garnet, Vet life is brutal.