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Estelle finally comes to her senses. The only reason this ever worked is because after being catfished by Arthur Zerro, she dropped her standards so low that even Wilbur could step over the bar. I mean, drunken noodles, anyone? But given enough time (two years!), Estelle has come to realize she's better off with just her cat.

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Wilbur is confused because he thought she said she loves catfishers. Which she did.

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I normally don't condone urinating on furniture, but in this case, Ha ha ha ha!

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I hope Wilbur gives Estelle an ultimatum: It's Libby or me. I was wondering how these two were going to break up because clearly Estelle is willing to put up with a lot as long as Wilbur keeps feeding her.

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I hope that for the piggies' sake, Libby's revenge includes a bucket of pig blood poured down from the ceiling.

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So this story is essentially going to be the same as the Drew/Ashlee plot with Estelle as Ashlee and Libby as Shauna. And I'm okay with that.

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Now this sounds very promising. But don't get your hopes up.

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Never forget that this man writes a syndicated advice column.

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Our 16-year-old cat, Storm, started howling a couple of years ago after her brother Sundance died. It's a mournful refrain, and the very last yelp sounds just like a baby crying. It usually means, stop ignoring me, or lift me up onto the bed, or carry me out to my dinner. We sing a lot in the house, but Storm never joins in singing with us. She isn't a dog, for Pete's sake.

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Well, Drew is ready to move on for real it looks like. But me? Heck no. He hasn't eaten a single muffin. I was really, really hoping Ashlee was the one.