Frank is so obsessed with Lynn's road to skating gold that he fails to notice the giant oyster about to eat Mary's head.
I can't wait until Frank realizes that Lynn will never live up to his expectations of victory and at the next skating competition, shows up as "Lynn" in a skating dress and blonde wig.
What does Mary smell like?
What does Mary smell like?Tuna casserole, Emeraude, rotting estrogen, and Vick's Vapo-Rub.Oh, and crushed dreams.
Butterscotch candy, Jean Nate perfume, mothballs, cream of celery, and residual formaldehyde from her first burial.
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I believe the term Wheelhead used in his comment yesterday was, "Schizophrenic." But crazy works just as well.
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Frank is so obsessed with Lynn's road to skating gold that he fails to notice the giant oyster about to eat Mary's head.
I can't wait until Frank realizes that Lynn will never live up to his expectations of victory and at the next skating competition, shows up as "Lynn" in a skating dress and blonde wig.
What does Mary smell like?
What does Mary smell like?
Tuna casserole, Emeraude, rotting estrogen, and Vick's Vapo-Rub.
Oh, and crushed dreams.
Butterscotch candy, Jean Nate perfume, mothballs, cream of celery, and residual formaldehyde from her first burial.
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