Now, nobody freak out. Remember that in "Mary Worth time," two months ago Aldo Kelrast was driving off a cliff. That's certainly a reasonable length of time for for these two crazy hipster kids to get to know each other. Welcome to the Mary Worth family, Ted.Today's Full Strip
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Perhaps a bit of genetic testing may be in order before marriage. Both Ted and Dr. Adrien Cory seem to have that black hair with blue highlights. Notice that the name of the on-line dating service hasn't been mentioned. Wouldn't surprise me at all if it has a name similar to e-harmony. Leading contenders: are e-melody, e-bliss, e-happiness, e-euphoria, e-love, and e-pennington.
"The Golden Corridor"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
E-normous dating?
Oh! You know there is that thing where people that are genetically related are often sexually attracted to one another - I think you are right, Anon. I hope we are going to be treated to an expose' of that condition a la' Moy!
Is "My goodness" the best Jeff can say? How about "Are you out of your **** minds?" So far, Mary seems supportive of the "crazy kids." Will she tell Jeff that he is so 20th century? Will her meddling this time be with Jeff, rather than with Ted and Adrien? Or will she trust Adrien to do the right thing after Ted is exposed as a sleaze?
They met on EnormousMatch.com.
Half the time online? So, they have really known each other for ONE month! Thats years in the Mary Worth-ozoic era. They should have kids enrolling in the Santa Royale Community College by now!
I'm going for dinner at the Golden Corridor. Fast service, snooty waiters and patrons right out of the internet trash bin!
Please tell me Adrian is expecting, with eight on the way!
That would be a cover story for Nation's Geography magazine.
I'm going for dinner at the Golden Corridor. Fast service, snooty waiters and patrons right out of the internet trash bin!
Please tell me Adrian is expecting, with eight on the way!
That would be a cover story for Nation's Geography magazine.
"Crazy Kids!", says Jeff, "Me and Mary here have been dating for 15 years. And we're still not beyond the "petty fighting/breaking up over our insecurities stage". Things just move too fast nowadays."
-Suomynona
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