Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning. (James 1:17 KJV)
The video above is from a CD signing in New York for a New York revival cast album. And I love this. Thank you Beth, for reminding me to have a grateful heart today.
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After seeing Beth in her fetching eggplant high-necked nightie and robe, Dear Tom will have a tough time concentrating at work. What fun to rush home at 5 p.m. to the little woman and her mother! Tom is also beholden to Mother Mary both for soup and an instant family.
If snagging a dolt of a husband, moving to a "bigger place," and living with Mumsie is Beth's idea of good fortune, her romance novels must be avoided at all costs by normal people.
Beth Dear has a bad case of Cro-Magnon Head today.
KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE ME DISCIPLES AND DRINK MY CHARTERSTONE OLD LADY WINE!
The fact that these two "lovers" have such pitifully Low Expectations is disturbing.
Beth is thrilled with any man who she can cook for and that will provide her and her mother "a bigger place."
TomHarpman is vastly content with a woman who...well, that's it, really: A Woman.
What a couple of duds.
Wait till Beth finds out that the bigger place is a doublewide on the outskirts of Goleta, near the strip mall call center where Tomdear works as a telemarketer.
PANEL TWO: What is with Beth's eye placement and misshapen glasses today?
Her thoughts say one thing, but that raised fist says another. Look out, Mary - Beth's going to punch your lights out.
Poor Beth must have smashed her eyeglasses in the refrigerator door, while looking for a pitcher of regular water to qwench her thirst...
My WV: "ndyfkn mhe" what Elinor will hear from the other bedroom every evening.
I was ready to yell, Oh for the love of God, stop this!
But then I read Chester the Dog: "My WV: "ndyfkn mhe" what Elinor will hear from the other bedroom every evening."
I laughed so hard, my heart was softened.
(My WV is "came actipri" coincidence?)
I don't understand why Beth, Tom, and Elinor are all moving in together. Wouldn't it be more sensible for Beth simply to move in with Tom? That way they would all have some privacy but still be close enough to visit every day if they want to.
Evil Twin, please do not attempt to interject logic or common sense into this. Besides, Tom Dear is there for them both.
Man, Tom must REALLY love Beth's cooking to want to shack up with her and her undead momma. It sure ain't Beht's looks - she gets homlier every day.
Unless they don't plan on sleeping together, Beth's two befrom should be fime. Or. Why don't they switch apartments? I assume Beth's place is a two bedroom (unless she shares with Skelinor - eech!) and Tom has a one bedroom.
I'm grateful for Beth's inept 'power' salute because I've been laughing about it for 24 hours now... and imitating it more than is seemly for one of my dignity!
Remember, kids, the power salute is best done wimpily or not at all!
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