We have been reading Mary Worth's mind for two week's straight, and today she shuts us off? Today is the first day I've actually wanted to know what she's thinking, and I'm guessing it has something to do with not approving of people who are bored.
The haunting memories of Mary's life with Jack that came flooding back to her during the desert walk with June have caused her to develop selective mutism. How traumatic it will be when she decides to contribute to the talk session!
What an exciting new storyline! Mr. Only Man decides to "share" his boredom with a group of women, and since this is happening in a prison-like structure I'm assuming the doors are locked and nobody can leave. Looks like Mary is going to take another victim on a long walk in the scorching desert. Poor guy has no idea what kind of pandora's box he has just opened.
town hall: a municipal building with conference chairs town hall job: involves holding informal meetings and breaking large groups into small discussion groups
So now we're going to hear a boring story about a boring job told by a boring man. That is, until Mary tells him that his job is actually important and fulfilling - at which point everything will be clear to Blue Man. Yaaaaawn!
Could MW look any more disdainful and disapproving of Sharing First Guy's share? I'm guessing she's about to deliver a Smackdown about how If You Are Fortunate Enough To Find Yourself With Little Enough To Do That You Are Bored, You Should Use That Time To Help Others, Such As Volunteering.
I think Mary doesn't hear one word Mr. Town Hall guy is saying. She has a girl-crush on Shannon. Look at how she's staring at her! "Ahhhh Shannon, so professional, so in control, so trim and fit, so caring about sharing..."
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This guy isn't the mayor of San Diego, is he?
That boring desk job is going to seem pretty exciting after a half hour of platitudes from Mary.
The haunting memories of Mary's life with Jack that came flooding back to her during the desert walk with June have caused her to develop selective mutism. How traumatic it will be when she decides to contribute to the talk session!
We hear you. Now go find the men's gym you weirdo.
Young man, you need to design cakes!
There are many people who would be thrilled to have his boring job. Besides, he can't be as bored as we are.
What an exciting new storyline! Mr. Only Man decides to "share" his boredom with a group of women, and since this is happening in a prison-like structure I'm assuming the doors are locked and nobody can leave. Looks like Mary is going to take another victim on a long walk in the scorching desert. Poor guy has no idea what kind of pandora's box he has just opened.
town hall: a municipal building with conference chairs
town hall job: involves holding informal meetings and breaking large groups into small discussion groups
I'm wondering if Moy is doing this just to torment us and Wanders?
Maybe he embezzled the pension fund to pay for his spa trip?
Nah, that would be fun. Not allowed!
So now we're going to hear a boring story about a boring job told by a boring man. That is, until Mary tells him that his job is actually important and fulfilling - at which point everything will be clear to Blue Man. Yaaaaawn!
LOL @heydave!
Could MW look any more disdainful and disapproving of Sharing First Guy's share? I'm guessing she's about to deliver a Smackdown about how If You Are Fortunate Enough To Find Yourself With Little Enough To Do That You Are Bored, You Should Use That Time To Help Others, Such As Volunteering.
Get those Platitude Tallies Ready!
I think Mary doesn't hear one word Mr. Town Hall guy is saying. She has a girl-crush on Shannon. Look at how she's staring at her! "Ahhhh Shannon, so professional, so in control, so trim and fit, so caring about sharing..."
Mary has just recognized Mr. Sharing Guy as that corrupt councilman at Santa Royale Town Hall, and she's about to make her voice heard.
This THIS is what he is all hyped up to share? That he loves being on vacation and doesn't want to go back to his boring job???
Mind. BLOWN.
I am checking in after a couple of weeks away...Mary's still at the spa?!?!?!??!
--Beagle Vet
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