Oh, Shannon, such a professional. Your clinical therapy license, which by law you are required to have to conduct group therapy, is certainly proving useful in this difficult situation. Fortunately, you have witnesses who will back you up. "Aggi misunderstood! Shannon was only offering a suggestion! She was only trying to help."
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Yogi Shannon dreads having recently made the choice to run a "sharing circle" rather than simply offering an additional aqua-robics class.
Has Mary had a stroke? She is listing to the side a bit and has declined to speak at all.
Back to the women's prison theme! Looks like Mary & the girls are going to shank Shannon, while Mr. Boring Town Hall Job stands watch at the door for the screws.
No, Shannon, afraid not. I'm mesmerized by your freakishly long thumb.
"Why are you all looking at me that way?!"
Is the sharing circle now in the rabbit's tunnel from Alice in Wonderland?-- are the people getting smaller or are the doors and windows (and Shannon's legs) getting larger? Quick! someone pass the bottle that says 'drink me!"
Am I imagining things or are the girls showing a look of shame and distaste over Yogi Shannon's whining?
And if Mary isn't giving off the calm before the storm look...
Mary: Oh Shannon, you're good hearted but inexperienced at meddling. Let's take a walk in the desert and look at the beauty of nature for a few days while I show you the ropes.
As the three judges look on with an accusatory scowl....
A yoga instructor doing group therapy. A bunch of whining malcontents in a "sharing circle." A disagreeable lumpy person collapsing in tears and bolting. All in a penitentiary-like environment...Pax Wellness Center is a fabulous place to visit!
I don't know... the last panel has implanted the "ear worm" Half-Breed by Cher. Looks like both sides were against her since the day she called the forum.
Embarrassed, Shannon stops trying to help. She turns to the others for support, "Did everybody see that?"
and her Pax Wellness sharing circle becomes the PWHS popular-girl clique.
John Dill fits in beautifully.
This is such a fun spa! What will Mary try next? Colon cleaning (some spas offer this)? Bikini waxing? Electro-shock therapy? Waterboarding? Gull hunting? The options at this spa are endless.
Shannon: "You saw that I was only trying to help, didn't you? And can I have your signatures on this affidavit?"
I personally think that Shannon should review her past interactions for possible causes.
Meanwhile, Aggie sits sulkily in her room, reviewing her past interactions with her former best friend. Where did it all go so wrong?.....
Aggie: Can you take the triplets for the weekend so that I can go to all-night bingo at the casino?
Aggie: You know, that puke-green jumpsuit makes you look fat.
Aggie: Your ex-husband is hitting on me.
Aggie: Why does your mother smell like mothballs?
Aggie: Remember the last time you hosted the book club? I had diarrhea the next day.
Aggie: I'm not saying I am, but if I were a lesbian, would you make out with me?
Aggie: You really ought to do something about that nasty-looking growth on your face. Oh, that's your nose? Sorry.
Aggie: Can I borrow $500? I promise I'll pay it back soon.
FBF:
@ meg - #5 LOL!
It's going to be a little awkward at the afternoon Yoga class! (lol, my wv is: medtles)
Nobody will look Shannon in the eye. Nope, didn't see a thing, I'd best get going to my underwater macrame class. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
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