Tee Hee Eddie never heard that both house guests and fish begin to smell after three days. (That window may be even shorter when Mary Worth is the guest.)
Yes, Mary, come immediately, and stay as long as you like! We mostly ignore Olive, anyway, and now we can ignore her completely. Can you stay for the holidays? (Hey, Evy, you can fire the Nanny!)
I propose a new character here--ChinPhone. I see that panel two has a gorgeous illustration of Mary sporting just such a phenomenon. It goes along with ChinNapkin, I believe, and appears when a character really has nothing to say but needs to say it into a device that looks like a slice of processed cheese food.
Inviting a woman you hardly know to stay in your home for as long as she likes to visit your weirdo young daughter? Right. Totally believable. On par with flower fairies and tummy-brains. But hey... let the fun begin! It's GOT to be more entertaining than the last 2 snooze-fest stories.
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Tee Hee Eddie never heard that both house guests and fish begin to smell after three days. (That window may be even shorter when Mary Worth is the guest.)
Yes, Mary, come immediately, and stay as long as you like! We mostly ignore Olive, anyway, and now we can ignore her completely. Can you stay for the holidays? (Hey, Evy, you can fire the Nanny!)
Tee Hee! And we'll go out of town while you babysit the brat!
The same company that made Ian's jacket did a wonderful job on Mary's sofa.
I propose a new character here--ChinPhone. I see that panel two has a gorgeous illustration of Mary sporting just such a phenomenon. It goes along with ChinNapkin, I believe, and appears when a character really has nothing to say but needs to say it into a device that looks like a slice of processed cheese food.
Inviting a woman you hardly know to stay in your home for as long as she likes to visit your weirdo young daughter? Right. Totally believable. On par with flower fairies and tummy-brains. But hey... let the fun begin! It's GOT to be more entertaining than the last 2 snooze-fest stories.
I certainly hope Mary is in NY long enough to experience the poinsettia faeries at the holidays.
Evy, pack your bathing suit. We're heading for the Bahamas!
No floating heads today, but at least there is some face-touching!
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