If you're "offered" something, you don't HAVE to take it, Wilbur. You CHOOSE to take it. Stop making lame excuses. Just tell Iris the truth: you're terrified of Tommy!
Hasn't Iris ever seen that old poster from the Seventies: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.?
I must say, I appreciate KM constantly emphasizing that one year is twelve months! I for one keep forgetting that.
Face it, Iris, when it comes to Wilbur, there is no "our." You'd be better off jumping out of the car and searching for your disappearing eyeballs, though that might be a Catch 22....
Iris, sweetie, you and Wilbur no longer have a relationship, if you ever had one in the first place. Go back to intermittent smother-mothering and your pursuit of a degree in--what? Advanced Twitter? Organic Pinterest? It doesn't matter. Just go away and let us forget you and your slacker son and your missing eyeballs.
I really wish Iris had more self esteem. Just say 'bye' already. I'm guessing she will find another friend just about the time Wilbur decided to return.
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If you're "offered" something, you don't HAVE to take it, Wilbur. You CHOOSE to take it. Stop making lame excuses. Just tell Iris the truth: you're terrified of Tommy!
Hasn't Iris ever seen that old poster from the Seventies: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.?
Like, wow.
I must say, I appreciate KM constantly emphasizing that one year is twelve months! I for one keep forgetting that.
Face it, Iris, when it comes to Wilbur, there is no "our." You'd be better off jumping out of the car and searching for your disappearing eyeballs, though that might be a Catch 22....
Iris, sweetie, you and Wilbur no longer have a relationship, if you ever had one in the first place. Go back to intermittent smother-mothering and your pursuit of a degree in--what? Advanced Twitter? Organic Pinterest? It doesn't matter. Just go away and let us forget you and your slacker son and your missing eyeballs.
I really wish Iris had more self esteem. Just say 'bye' already. I'm guessing she will find another friend just about the time Wilbur decided to return.
Look, June CAN draw eyeballs in profile, and draw them pretty well. Please keep up the good work, June!
WEDNESDAY
Don't shout, Iris. He's not listening anyway. Neither are we, by the way.
Don't go, Wilbur. Why travel the world when you could stay here and help me enable Tommy with his suboxone addiction ?
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