Sunday, March 19, 2017

Mary Worth 2541

This week's public service announcement was part of King Features Syndicate's settlement with the Cruise Line International Association (CLIA) after Karen Moy's hatchet job a few years back:

12 comments:

Dave in Parma said...

With any luck Mary and Toby will fire up Mary's '84 Grand Marquise and drive off a cliff in a few short months ala Thelma and Louise

Wanders said...

Spoiler alert!

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Wanders, that was ***stellar***!!! Grazie!
(After the Beedie bonanza, I really miss the Mary Worth of yore!

KitKat said...

MONDAY

Looks like Jeff has been overdoing the Grecian Formula in the months he's been MIA.

Yes Jeff, there is a direct relationship between Mary's cooking and your amnesia. That's the way Mary likes it - she can keep you at arm's length for ages and not have to hear you suggest that you two take your relationship to "another level." "Here Jeff dear, have a big serving of glop. I doubled the amount of Splak! Keep stuffing yourself while Toby and I take off on our adventure!"

Yahoonski said...

What a sap! He's eating that old spread that she keeps draped over the back of her couch, and he likes it!

Anonymous said...

Love that montage of old MW! I miss Joe.

Nance said...

MONDAY

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Reconnecting Over Some Old Faithful Commemorative Casserole".

Delicious cooking better!
Job: Like better.
Forget bum knee!

Anonymous said...

Nicely done, Wanders. Thank you! However, like some others, it reminds me of how much I miss Uncle Joe. I can't even imagine June coming up with anything remotely as entertaining for Toby and Mary's cruise. Sigh....

fauxprof said...

I fondly remember Uncle Joe's take on a luxury cruise ship. The chain link fence on the boat deck was a cause of high hilarity in our house.

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow Mary will "accidently" kick Jeff's knee to make him remember it.

Anonymous said...

Sunday's video should win an Academy Award.
Simply brilliant!!!

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Mary Worth's passive-aggressive comment of the day:
"There, there, dear, enjoy your meal! No need to offer to cook me anything, ever! That's my job!"

DWET's passive-aggressive comment of the day:
Wow! I didn't realize Mary Worth had a son!