Hey, guys, I'm over at Derek and Katie's cabin listening to her tell Derek all about how Esme tried to murder her and fell overboard, but Katie saved her. I'm sorry you aren't here. It's awesome. Derek is all like, "No WAY!" and Katie is like, "Way!"
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Is anyone concerned that there is a psychotic predatory ship employee on the loose?
After that wildly uncharacteristic burst of tension and excitement two weeks ago, we have now been returned to our regularly scheduled tedium.
-- Scottie McW.
OK, I guess we're done here. I wonder what's happening at Charterstone. Is Mr Allora making sure the pool is crystal clear? What's Dawn doing over the summer? Where's Waldo, er, Wilbur? Is poor Dr. Jeff staring into a lonely bowl of salmon mousse at the Bum Boat? Is Ian still at the Teaching Summit? And what the hell is a Teaching Summit? I spent an entire career in higher education and never heard that term....deep breath, faux, calm down. Anyway, I have obviously checked out of the current storyline. Let me know if anything happens.
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