Dawn is so awesome. She can already tell that Jared is a total loser, with his orange scrubs and his shaggy hair. Heck, he isn't even thirty yet, which makes him nothing more than a snot-nosed child, good for nothing more than a trifling annoyance in her day. I love Dawn. She's awesome.
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It's Jim and the Hiking Club all over again. Dawn can't even be bothered to look at poor Jared when she speaks to him. Is it because he looks like Alfred E. Neumann with the worst hair in Santa Royale? What position does he have with Medical Practice? If he's a nurse or physician's assistant, he's a lot more accomplished than Dopey Dawn.
Very sly and funny secret message, Wanders!
Jared is about to warn Dawn about Dr. Ned's predatory ways. Of course Dawn will completely ignore Jared's advice because she is such a good judge of character. And she bases that judgement on physical attractiveness. It's always worked for her before.
How can you all be so sure that we don't have another love triangle emerging? Jared could be just another suitor or predator.
Egad, what's that thing on his head?
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Dawn, Go Away, He's No Good For You!"
Late!
Dinner!
Talk?
Sure.
(The part of Jared will be played by Owen Wilson.)
Darn! Here I thought we were going to get the explanation of why Dr. Ned is so impressed with Dawn. Instead, it's a perfunctory "Thanks for working late." Come on, Dawn. It's a cheesy summer replacement job. You COULD turn it into a career move with some well-placed questions. Apparently she thinks Wilbur will live forever, and she can just keep taking classes at College. Not exactly a role model for today's struggling students, but then they're probably not reading Mary Worth....
That's Jared! It can only be Jared!
"Hey Dawn, would you like to go to White Castle tonight after you cover someone else's shift until 6?"
I'm sure Dr. Ned Head will have a wrongful dismissal lawsuit on his hands by September.
Finally catching up on the last few days of posts and comments here and you guys are killing it. Good stuff! I think Jared looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I sincerely hope he has the dirt on Dr. Ned and that Dawn ignores it. Hilarity will ensue.
Jared is Michael Cera.
(June confirmed)
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