Oh, NOW he remembers her name! The flames of Hell are starting to feel a little warm, aren't they Neddy boy.
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KitKat
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Dawn might benefit from analyzing Ned's strong feelings for her. They're based on one thing, not her brilliant mind and sparkling personality (neither of which have ever been in evidence).
"But you said you were adulting, my beauty. Isn't adultery part of that?"
Dawn, I hope you won't let this little detail come between us. I'm still a pretty good catch. Why look, I have the kind of pull that can get us this primo table right in front of the roaring fireplace. And I can hook you up with all the free contraceptives you want. And you haven't even seen my yacht yet. Whattaya say, my lovely, can we put this behind us? Oh God, please don't melt down.
7 comments:
Dawn might benefit from analyzing Ned's strong feelings for her. They're based on one thing, not her brilliant mind and sparkling personality (neither of which have ever been in evidence).
"But you said you were adulting, my beauty. Isn't adultery part of that?"
Who drinks iced wine? I haven’t done that since, whoa, the early 70’s.
Dawn, I hope you won't let this little detail come between us. I'm still a pretty good catch. Why look, I have the kind of pull that can get us this primo table right in front of the roaring fireplace. And I can hook you up with all the free contraceptives you want. And you haven't even seen my yacht yet. Whattaya say, my lovely, can we put this behind us? Oh God, please don't melt down.
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Love--And Wine--On The Rocks".
Know. Are you still married? Divorced.
Strong feelings...
Truth!
Yes, still.
Nance, that is one of your best titles yet.
I wonder if we are in for another "life is brutal" slog.
"uh, Dawn, um, how's that mass mailing coming along?"
This could have all been avoided if Dawn had taken french instead of german!
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