The degree Iris is working towards at University is a Spin Doctorate...Really, she could be a future Presidential Press Secretary. She won't need Zak then...
We happy few, we band of brothers and sisters, we are the only ones reading Mary Worth. And none of of us, not one, I am confident, have any interest in Iris Beedie. We are not interested in her love life, her hopeless pursuit of an Associate’s Degree, and least of all, her lackluster parenting skills. So, Karen Moy, stop. Stop writing about her. June, stop drawing her. You can get back to Wilbur and the grotesquely named Fabiana (female Fabio?). That is all. Don’t make me rant at you again.
@fauxprof--NO NO NO! We don't want her to get back to Wilbur, either, do we?! Can't we have SOMEONE/SOMETHING ELSE aside from the dreaded Weston Vortex that we have been sucked into?
Ranting aside, we all know how this "ends." Tommy gets a job at Zakiks Studios as a janitor/apprentice game developer, and on Thanksgiving, the Beedies and Zak (ICK) are all around a table, smiling, and shouting Happy Thanksgiving at us.
Fabiana and Flabio are not even marginally better. Don't beg for scraps! We want something else!
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Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "If You Can't Be With The One You Love...NEXT!"
Together, differences.
Now?
Possible...where!
Oh, Iris...
Fabiana would look smashing in Zak's car.
"Oh, Iris, let's go to my place and you can shave my chest hair."
I think they do have valet but Zak parked at the CVS next door to save a few bucks. He probably left a 10% or less tip too.
Oh please.
Maybe they're walking to the all-night tattoo parlor.
-- Scottie McW.
Maybe this is a classic case of...dine and dash!
The degree Iris is working towards at University is a Spin Doctorate...Really, she could be a future Presidential Press Secretary. She won't need Zak then...
Amazing what a bigger bank account can do.
We happy few, we band of brothers and sisters, we are the only ones reading Mary Worth. And none of of us, not one, I am confident, have any interest in Iris Beedie. We are not interested in her love life, her hopeless pursuit of an Associate’s Degree, and least of all, her lackluster parenting skills. So, Karen Moy, stop. Stop writing about her. June, stop drawing her. You can get back to Wilbur and the grotesquely named Fabiana (female Fabio?). That is all. Don’t make me rant at you again.
So how does Iris (and Tommy) afford living at Charterstone?
@fauxprof--NO NO NO! We don't want her to get back to Wilbur, either, do we?! Can't we have
SOMEONE/SOMETHING ELSE aside from the dreaded Weston Vortex that we have been sucked into?
Ranting aside, we all know how this "ends." Tommy gets a job at Zakiks Studios as a janitor/apprentice game developer, and on Thanksgiving, the Beedies and Zak (ICK) are all around a table, smiling, and shouting Happy Thanksgiving at us.
Fabiana and Flabio are not even marginally better. Don't beg for scraps! We want something else!
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