"And I don't believe you are cousins". Thank you, Captain Obvious. Wilbur is such a tool.
My advice to Wilbur: Call up your credit card and say there is a unauthorized charge on your card.
What I think will happen: Like I said, Wilbur is a tool. He is such a tool, he will believe whatever story Fabiana tells him and take her back. But judging by the look on Pedro's face, I see Wilbur ending up in a shallow grave.
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Hey, mi amor es su amor.
-- Scottie McW.
"And I don't believe you are cousins". Thank you, Captain Obvious. Wilbur is such a tool.
My advice to Wilbur: Call up your credit card and say there is a unauthorized charge on your card.
What I think will happen: Like I said, Wilbur is a tool. He is such a tool, he will believe whatever story Fabiana tells him and take her back. But judging by the look on Pedro's face, I see Wilbur ending up in a shallow grave.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Wow! And No Heads Up From The Name Of The Dance Studio OR The Jewelry Store!"
Fabiana!...and Pedro!
Wilbur! Isn't looks!...Dance number!
Weren't...Don't!
You should add "Oh L'amour" by Erasure to the Jukebox.
I know Wilbur's a little chubby, but how the heck did Fabby get back to the studio AND have time to start twerking with Pedro before he got there?
"Mi amor, we are only kissing cousins!"
Good call Darth Curt.
Say hello to my leetle friend...
Honestly, "And I DON'T believe your cousins!" is a bigger mental leap than I ever expected from Wilbur.
Your = you're. Ack. Sorry.
As Cousin Pedro always says: "Incest is best !"
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