The dramatic comparison to be made here is not how happy Iris and Zak are compared to Wilbur, but how much better their food is than PanAm's in-flight menu.
It’s hard to really identify blue-gray food, but based on all the black and white movies and TV I have watched over the years, Zak and Iris are having a rolled roast, and a dish of...sliced bread? Along with a nice bottle of wine. Wilbur must be in Business class, because he’s getting an actual meal instead of a snack box, and it seems to be Friskies Prime Fillets (beef flavor) and chips.
Looks like Santa Royale is having another one of its famed rolling blackouts. Too bad that it had to happen during one of irises famous home-cooked Thanksgiving dinners, just like Mom used to make.
Oh.
Are we supposed to feel bad 4 Wilbur because of the food options or because Iris has company?
Wilbur looked pretty angry back when he was yelling "Aiee!!" at Fabiana and Pedro... He got THAT out of his system and now he can eat. Hilarious comments about Zak and Iris!
Zak has a real treat in mind for Iris as soon as she finishes the dishes and cleans the oven. He's got the entire set of The Donna Reed Show DVDs for her to watch!
Does anyone take a roast out of the oven and put it right on the table? Don't you put it on a platter and cut it up first? And do two people really need a half a loaf of bread? Iris seems kind of clueless.
I wonder where she stashed Tommy. Maybe she gave him $50 to get lost for 24 hours.
Ahhh. Brings me back to the good old days when we'd gather around the table for what my Mom called "Roast & Toast". I'm hoping Iris will be whipping up some Lamb and yam, Clam with Jam, Rigatoni with Baloney, Fish Fillet with Peach Parfait (or Crème brûlée or Milky Way or Sorbet or Curds & Whey or ....). She's totally done with Wilbur. Nothing rhymes with "sandwich"
I know someone already came up with the Iris-is-a-Feeder joke so due credit to them. That said, congrats to her as she's already managed to get Zak's jowls halfway along to Wilbur's form. Good for them if that's what makes them happy!
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It’s hard to really identify blue-gray food, but based on all the black and white movies and TV I have watched over the years, Zak and Iris are having a rolled roast, and a dish of...sliced bread? Along with a nice bottle of wine. Wilbur must be in Business class, because he’s getting an actual meal instead of a snack box, and it seems to be Friskies Prime Fillets (beef flavor) and chips.
Looks like Santa Royale is having another one of its famed rolling blackouts. Too bad that it had to happen during one of irises famous home-cooked Thanksgiving dinners, just like Mom used to make.
Oh.
Are we supposed to feel bad 4 Wilbur because of the food options or because Iris has company?
After Iris finishes serving dinner and doing the dishes, she'll do Zak's laundry.
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Wilbur looked pretty angry back when he was yelling "Aiee!!" at Fabiana and Pedro... He got THAT out of his system and now he can eat. Hilarious comments about Zak and Iris!
Zak has a real treat in mind for Iris as soon as she finishes the dishes and cleans the oven. He's got the entire set of The Donna Reed Show DVDs for her to watch!
Does anyone take a roast out of the oven and put it right on the table? Don't you put it on a platter and cut it up first? And do two people really need a half a loaf of bread? Iris seems kind of clueless.
I wonder where she stashed Tommy. Maybe she gave him $50 to get lost for 24 hours.
-- Scottie McW.
I can't wait for Wilbur to get back to Santa Royale. He knocks on Iris' door and Zak ansers it, just in his underwear. Cue to another Wilbur "AUUUGH!"
He'd be angry because his fork only has two tines.
Ahhh. Brings me back to the good old days when we'd gather around the table for what my Mom called "Roast & Toast". I'm hoping Iris will be whipping up some Lamb and yam, Clam with Jam, Rigatoni with Baloney, Fish Fillet with Peach Parfait (or Crème brûlée or Milky Way or Sorbet or Curds & Whey or ....). She's totally done with Wilbur. Nothing rhymes with "sandwich"
I know someone already came up with the Iris-is-a-Feeder joke so due credit to them. That said, congrats to her as she's already managed to get Zak's jowls halfway along to Wilbur's form. Good for them if that's what makes them happy!
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