Okay, we've heard this before. Wilbur is going to win back Iris. And it's always fantastic! So let's do it again. Looks like he's got another call to make. No doubt, calling in another favor with his good friend, "Georgio."
Okay, we've heard this before. Wilbur is going to win back Iris. And it's always fantastic! So let's do it again. Looks like he's got another call to make. No doubt, calling in another favor with his good friend, "Georgio."
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Wilbur's legs look like a badly plucked chicken.
Either Wilbur is supremely self confident or he thinks Iris is such a mouse that she has no options other than him. Let the Zak-Wilbur smack down begin! First event: the swimsuit competition.
So let me make sure I follow this, in no particular order:
--Iris and and Wilbur break up
--Zak and Iris break up
--Wilbur and Iris break up
--Wilbur and Fabiana and Pedro break up
So Wilbur considers Iris' relationship with Zak a 'rebound' relationship. If so, what would it be if Wilbur and Iris became an item again? A richochet?
Wilbur seems oddly confident Iris is longing for the touch of his gigantic hands.
This just went from creepy to super creepy.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"In Our Fantasy League, A Rebound Is Worth 2 Points, So Zak And Iris Are Winning".
Back!
Someone else...
Rebound!
Whoever!
Apparently Wilbur never saw that episode of "The Odd Couple" where Felix pointed out that when you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"...
is...is Wilbur about to pull an Aldo??
I don't know what Fabiana did to him (and I really don't want to think about that aspect of the relationship) but Wilbur thinks he's quite the catch and what woman wouldn't want to be with him. After all, he has the charm of a punching bag (and a body to match).
It looks like Wilbur's going to go all Aldo on Iris. Either that or he's going to call Fabiana and ask her to mail the ring back, so he can give it to an unsuspecting Iris.
I wish Wilbur was a real person so I could smack the smug out of him.
That is one whale of a lamp to be seen behind one whale of a Wilbur!
(Nance--you're on a Haiku titling streak that is beginning to rival Dimaggio's hitting streak!)
Is Wilbur taking a photo of his legs to send to Iris?
A small point Wilbur
You did not have a breakup, you dumped her.
I like the way Wilbur has matched his polka dot pillow to his stubble pattern, writ large.
This made me lol.
@Dave in Parma--Oh thank you! (I'm currently in 2nd place, btw, in our league!)
Well, now Wilbur has more time to shave his legs...
@Chester the Dog - shave his legs with his phone, evidently. Must be he has an app for that.
Aww, let's give Wilbur a break! I'd take him over Zak any day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyuIf76WrXo
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