Now she's going to call her Dad, who is an Alumni...and a STATE REP for the gerrymandered district Charterstone is in. I hope this school isn't State funded....
Outstanding, everyone! Every comment fabulous! Thank you, Karen Moy, for warming up what promises to be an extremely cold day (at least in these parts). I can see people's brains are firing on all cylinders. In my opinion, your comments have captured some of the essential issues plaguing education today.
Wow, Jannie is dumber than I thought she was. Not only is she a foul mouth little hussy, she thinks that winking at old Ian was going to get her a passing grade.
When I was in college (not that long ago-I'm a late bloomer), the professor would have discussed it with you and given you an "incomplete" and a chance to make up the paper in a reasonable period of time (about a week). If said paper was submitted, then you would get an "F" and if you dropped the "F" or "&%$#@! at the professor, they would tell you to take yourself and your potty mouth someplace else. But since this is SRCC, I'm sure this behavior goes on on a regular basis.
I predict that Jannie has a very well connected father who has donated tons of dough to the school (Class of 1987-majoring in Puppetry-this is a real major!!!) and Hilton Berkes will hear about this!
Conservapedia has a list of the worst college major and a bunch of questionable courses, many of which I think Dawn has taken in her 30 years of college. My favorite is # "Arguing with Judge Judy" (taught at UC Berkeley).
@Jannie, all the effort you put into NOT doing the assignment, you could ave done a half baked job and gotten a passing grade. Please don't pass your DNA on to future generations.
I can't think of any 6-letter bleepable words appropriate to this situation. Could she be saying "unfair"? Oh, wait. It could be the past tense of a 4-letter verb, I guess. Then again, maybe the exclamation point is just serving as a substitute here rather than an actual punctuation mark, which would mean she's uttering a 7-letter imprecation. Now I'm stumped.
@Yahoonski, I also tried to puzzle out Jannie's exclamation. Can we run it through the Star Trek Universal Translator?
If Jannie keeps her mouth running like this, he won't have to get that badly needed haircut because his hair will fall out in bunches as his ears catch fire.
@MDMaryTed - Well, I hope you didn't lose any sleep last night thinking about today's panel. Once again Moy has taken what could have turned into a slightly interesting situation and ruined it with her usual dreck.
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Ian drops the F bomb, and Jannie replies with several of her own.
-- Scottie McW.
BEGORRAH!
And that, my dear lassie, is the only ejaculation yae’ll get from me on the matter.
Jannie: That's *%#$%$#!!! In high school we didn't have to turn in anything and still were given B's. That's how the system works now you dinosaur!"
Now she's going to call her Dad, who is an Alumni...and a STATE REP for the gerrymandered district Charterstone is in. I hope this school isn't State funded....
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"In Which The First And Fourth Lines Are The Same".
"F."
Didn't...No!
Had failing grade!
That's &%$#@/!
Well, at least Ian will have something to talk about at dinner tonight with Toby . . .
Outstanding, everyone! Every comment fabulous! Thank you, Karen Moy, for warming up what promises to be an extremely cold day (at least in these parts). I can see people's brains are firing on all cylinders. In my opinion, your comments have captured some of the essential issues plaguing education today.
@ r u OK, my thoughts precisely...
Ian: I gave that Jannie a fair grade today.
Toby: You're having an affair?
Ian: She got rather hot, you could tell it bothered here.
Toby: You got her hot and bothered?
Ian: Indeed, the lassy even yelled &%$#@/! at me.
Toby: You &%$#@/ed her?! How dare you! Don't tell me anymore!
Ian - goes back to eating previously frozen air fried tilapia filet from Costco with an oyster fork.
Wow, Jannie is dumber than I thought she was. Not only is she a foul mouth little hussy, she thinks that winking at old Ian was going to get her a passing grade.
When I was in college (not that long ago-I'm a late bloomer), the professor would have discussed it with you and given you an "incomplete" and a chance to make up the paper in a reasonable period of time (about a week). If said paper was submitted, then you would get an "F" and if you dropped the "F" or "&%$#@! at the professor, they would tell you to take yourself and your potty mouth someplace else. But since this is SRCC, I'm sure this behavior goes on on a regular basis.
I predict that Jannie has a very well connected father who has donated tons of dough to the school (Class of 1987-majoring in Puppetry-this is a real major!!!) and Hilton Berkes will hear about this!
Conservapedia has a list of the worst college major and a bunch of questionable courses, many of which I think Dawn has taken in her 30 years of college. My favorite is # "Arguing with Judge Judy" (taught at UC Berkeley).
https://www.conservapedia.com/Worst_College_Majors
About turning in assignments late or not at all and getting and F (why are we even researching this stuff?):
https://www.chronicle.com/forums/index.php?topic=75702.0;wap2.
@Jannie, all the effort you put into NOT doing the assignment, you could ave done a half baked job and gotten a passing grade. Please don't pass your DNA on to future generations.
I can't think of any 6-letter bleepable words appropriate to this situation. Could she be saying "unfair"? Oh, wait. It could be the past tense of a 4-letter verb, I guess. Then again, maybe the exclamation point is just serving as a substitute here rather than an actual punctuation mark, which would mean she's uttering a 7-letter imprecation. Now I'm stumped.
@Yahoonski - doodoo? Jannie is just trying to keep it family friendly.
But I'm sure Jannie will find the time to write scathing evaluations on Rate My Professor and Yelp.
@Yahoonski, I also tried to puzzle out Jannie's exclamation. Can we run it through the Star Trek Universal Translator?
If Jannie keeps her mouth running like this, he won't have to get that badly needed haircut because his hair will fall out in bunches as his ears catch fire.
WOW. For the first time in years, I'm actually interested in what tomorrow's panel will have.
"How dare you fail me? I winked at you!!"
As a substitute grade school teacher, I don't have to deal with this kind of immature behavior from my 4th graders -- no recess for you, Jannie!!!!
WEDNESDAY
@MDMaryTed - Well, I hope you didn't lose any sleep last night thinking about today's panel. Once again Moy has taken what could have turned into a slightly interesting situation and ruined it with her usual dreck.
I’m sorry, Janine — Ian’s generation doesn’t speak in hashtags, or any of those symbols that used to mean swears.
When did Mary Worth start gettting all HBO?
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