After yesterday's psychologically abusive strip, I have only one explanation for today's strip...:
...Stockholm Syndroome.
But, Marewee, Madi awfwade of waa waa. Will Marewee go wid Madi? Pwitty pweese?HelenClark
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled"Next Up: Madi Learns Napkin-Folding And Muffin-Making".Jump. With?Yes! Great!Try out!Let's go!
As Chandler Bing might say, "Could today's dialogue BE any more robotic?"
Hip hip, hooray, it’s a double secret message day!Doesn’t Mary need to change into her nightgown to “try out the water”?
Ha, ha, KitKat! My question is, will they turn purple?
Mary: "MADI! You put that swimsuit back on, RIGHT NOW!!!"Madi: "Why should I? Gram always let me go skinny dipping!"HelenClark
Madi is going to hold Mary's head underwater. Well, I would.
"I'm going skinnydipping. Gram loved skinnydipping."
Okay Madi, we get it. You lost your unnamed Gram. You don't need to keep reminding us KM.I think Madi is so sick of Mary's inane platitudes (based on Wednesday's repeat eye roll), she will either try to drown Mary, then herself.
You’ve broken her down, Mary — now build her back up. Wait, where are you going? You have muffins in the oven? Mary! Come back!
The only thing that could make Mary's platitudes worse here is if she served muffins with them.
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But, Marewee, Madi awfwade of waa waa. Will Marewee go wid Madi? Pwitty pweese?
HelenClark
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Next Up: Madi Learns Napkin-Folding And Muffin-Making".
Jump. With?
Yes! Great!
Try out!
Let's go!
As Chandler Bing might say, "Could today's dialogue BE any more robotic?"
Hip hip, hooray, it’s a double secret message day!
Doesn’t Mary need to change into her nightgown to “try out the water”?
Ha, ha, KitKat! My question is, will they turn purple?
Mary: "MADI! You put that swimsuit back on, RIGHT NOW!!!"
Madi: "Why should I? Gram always let me go skinny dipping!"
HelenClark
Madi is going to hold Mary's head underwater. Well, I would.
"I'm going skinnydipping. Gram loved skinnydipping."
Okay Madi, we get it. You lost your unnamed Gram. You don't need to keep reminding us KM.
I think Madi is so sick of Mary's inane platitudes (based on Wednesday's repeat eye roll), she will either try to drown Mary, then herself.
You’ve broken her down, Mary — now build her back up.
Wait, where are you going? You have muffins in the oven? Mary! Come back!
The only thing that could make Mary's platitudes worse here is if she served muffins with them.
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