Mrs. W: Is that some kind of lobster man?
Me: No, it's a drug dealer. Tommy is about to spiral out of control. He proposed to his girlfriend with an onion ring and she rejected him.
Mrs. W: Probably because he proposed with an onion ring.
Me: No, because he is a !@#$%^& idiot.
Mrs. W: Well, you can definitely add the onion ring to the list or reasons not to marry him.
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Mrs. Wanders observation, in my opinion, raises this panel to a contender for Panel Of The Year.
Meanwhile, where is Tommy supposed to be? Did he drop off Brandi in Los Angeles? New York? Chicago?
This must be Libby's old neighborhood. That cat on the trash can looks like he could take out an eyeball or two.
HelenClark
Right, Helen. Tommy could have taken a walk anywhere, so why did he choose Skid Row? Because he's a $@&+$%# idiot, I guess.
BTW, Lobster Man has some serious ears.
-- Scottie McW.
The up-to-the-minute-mid-to-late-20th-century references have my head spinning. First, "Brandy" (1972) and now "Tommy Boy" (1995). Slow down, KM, slow down!
Attention: Mary Worth readers: my name is Herbert Legal Esq. I represent the '70's pop group Looking Glass. I hereby serve notice that we will be seeking monetary damages for use of my client's lyrics by one Thomas Beedie. Use of our lyrics by such a whiney,pathetic loser cheapens the Looking Glass brand. We do consent, however to use of "Jimmy Loves Maryann" should the characters decide to change their names. Respectfully, HL. See you in court.
so people who buy drugs just look for trash on sidewalks and creep standing in alleyway
Anon at 9:07 - Ummm yeah; that's pretty much how it works.
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