Vin's status as a KNOWN DRUGGIE produced this little instant ear worm:
Oh, who are the druggies in your neigbhorhood?
In your neigbhorhood?
They're in your neigbhorhood.
Oh, who are the druggies in your neigbhorhood?
The people that you meet each day.
Oh, Vin will always share his stash
Of pot, or meth, or crack, or hash.
But if you're trying to stay clean
You're babe is gonna make a scene.
Cause Vin is a druggie in your neighborhood,
In your neigbhorhood.
He's in your neigbhorhood.
Oh, Vin is a druggie in your neigbhorhood,
A druggie that you meet each day.
15 comments:
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"He Who Lies Down With Druggies Rises Up With Needle Marks--Benjamin Franklin".
Why?
Saw!
Known druggie!
Just talking!
@Wanders--Stellar songwriting today! I always knew there was a seedier Sesame Street.
Wanders, your musing about Oscar the Grouch last week got your Sesame Street creative juices percolating! Now I’m thinking about Bob, Gordon, Susan, and Mr. Hooper (sigh).
Nance, fine research on your part for today’s BFH title. Ben had a quotation for everything, haha.
“Brandy, why do you think I’m using again?”
“Because your eyes are glowing like two blue spotlights, Tommy!”
I keep wondering why we never see any other Freda’s employees (including Freda). Look at all the timecards! Where IS everyone? Oh well, there never seem to be many customers, si the Battling Babes can handle things.
"But Babe, he's an old friend! I was just asking him if he'd like to be my best man."
-- Scottie McW.
But, Babe, it was just Super Elastic Bubble Plastic! Vin and I were reliving our childhood together. Look, I made you a balloon with your name on it so I can remember you are called "Brandy"!
An ear worm, the gift that keeps on giving. Thanks, Wanders.
At least today, Babe has stopped screaming.
"Brandy, you're a fine girl. What a good fishmonger's wife you would be."
HelenClark
I wonder who Vin is known to as a druggie. Is it a few people, a whole neighborhood, a certain slice of the GSR demographic pie, or everyone?
Thanks for the earworm, Wanders!
If Tommie had a brain in his head, he would ask babe why is she wandering around the poor part of town just to get some a bottle of tylenol that she could get in any corner grocery. These two dummies deserve each other.
My only hope is that Brandy's out of control yelling at Tommy gets her fired.
Great lyrics, haiku, and comments from everyone, but Scottie made me do a spit take!
Is it just me, or has Recaptcha been slacking lately? It never makes me select the damned traffic lights anymore, and just the other day I even forgot to click "I'm not a robot" and my comment got through no problem.
@Yahoonski--Thank you. And I never do the captcha or robot question, ever. I just barge on through.
@KitKat--Thanks. Believe it or not, I had to teach some Ben Franklin, and that was one of his quotations that stuck. He was such a plagiarist, that Ben.
Well, for crying out loud, Yahoonski, it took you long enough to learn the secret handshake, the code words and the final password to "get in." The rest of us have been private messaging each other for years, wondering if you'd ever figure it out. Sheesh...
All of this talk of Oscar the Grouch and the seedier side of Sesame Street reminded me of this great SNL parody of the recent Joker movie:
https://youtu.be/kqpak5lFxvs
I think Vin has his own cable show. That's why he is a known druggie Of course, it probably has an audience of five people, of which Brandy is one
Welcome back Brandy to the poor side of town
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