Okay, what? Huh? This is the Mary Worth comic strip, right? Suddenly, relationships aren't the only thing in life? What else is there, Mary? And don't say drugs.
If drugs is off the table — and you really shouldn’t leave your drugs on the table anyway — then I vote “money and/or sex” as loveless Tommy’s new obsession/addiction. Or maybe buying Beanie Babies from eBay.
"Give up. More" Great, Nance!! I'm still trying to wrap my head around Tommy and one of the clunkiest quotations from Bruce Springsteen I have ever seen.
Mr. Wanders, Mary really isn't into relationships. She will go out with Dr. Jeff only to get a free meal at the Bum Boat or to have him write her prescriptions for what ever ails her. Otherwise, her only friends are alcoholic, jobless, gossipy Toby, and pathetic Wilbur
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If drugs is off the table — and you really shouldn’t leave your drugs on the table anyway — then I vote “money and/or sex” as loveless Tommy’s new obsession/addiction. Or maybe buying Beanie Babies from eBay.
You can't go wrong throwing yourself into Star Wars collectibles.
-- Scottie McW.
If 8 days of this twaddle isn't enough to get Tommy using again, what is?
Today's (thoroughly bored and disinterested) Boldface Haiku is titled
"Cue Cards For The Televangelists".
Give up
More.
Proud
Yourself.
I always wonder if random punctuation on walls is June commenting. Today she’s joining the rest of us in being quizzical.
Mary’s gotten touchy-feely with Tommy. She did it last week, too. Is there a Mrs. Robinson-Benjamin vibe brewing? Will Jeff notice?
"Give up. More" Great, Nance!! I'm still trying to wrap my head around Tommy and one of the clunkiest quotations from Bruce Springsteen I have ever seen.
Mr. Wanders, Mary really isn't into relationships. She will go out with Dr. Jeff only to get a free meal at the Bum Boat or to have him write her prescriptions for what ever ails her. Otherwise, her only friends are alcoholic, jobless, gossipy Toby, and pathetic Wilbur
Not sure if it's been suggested already, but "I'm a Loser" by the Beatles seems apropos for the jukebox.
And then I went to the jukebox and saw it was already there. Well, as a friend of mine likes to say, great minds think alike, and so do ours.
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