Addicted to Brandy? Or just alcohol in general? Either way, you're still sober. Have a great day at work.
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And we return to our never-ending episode of "As the Stomach Turns."
I'm impressed by Tommy's vast collection of variously colored tee shirts that have no graphics on them at all, not even brand logos. Wherever does he find so many?
Besides, it seems out of character for him. He seems like more of a Megadeth tour tee-shirt guy. (Ha ha, I'll bet my attempt at a current cultural reference is as outdated as Karen's are.)
By Jove, both Scottie McW. and Nance have got it! Every morning I fight nausea when I see these two drips saying the same old same old over and over and over again.
If Mr. KitKat had told me he was addicted to me when we were dating, I would have run in the opposite direction and kept going. That’s creepy. Welcome to Stalker World, Brandy.
Love it, Nance! Maybe you could start calling these particularly tedious ones "BoredFace Haikus".. Looks like Freda's isn't experiencing a Thanksgiving rush of shoppers despite no presence of COVID in Santa Royale. Must be the only zip code in the US without cases...
Freda’s is holding the annual stale bread sale. So seasonal, both for use in stuffing and as seagull food. It looks as though the stalest of Mary’s Muffins are also featured on the poster.
8 comments:
And we return to our never-ending episode of "As the Stomach Turns."
I'm impressed by Tommy's vast collection of variously colored tee shirts that have no graphics on them at all, not even brand logos. Wherever does he find so many?
Besides, it seems out of character for him. He seems like more of a Megadeth tour tee-shirt guy. (Ha ha, I'll bet my attempt at a current cultural reference is as outdated as Karen's are.)
-- Scottie McW.
Today's (thoroughly bored) Boldface Haiku is titled
"How All MW Readers Feel About This Neverending Storyline".
Only you!
Oh, Tommy...
(Still.)
By Jove, both Scottie McW. and Nance have got it! Every morning I fight nausea when I see these two drips saying the same old same old over and over and over again.
If Mr. KitKat had told me he was addicted to me when we were dating, I would have run in the opposite direction and kept going. That’s creepy. Welcome to Stalker World, Brandy.
Love it, Nance! Maybe you could start calling these particularly tedious ones "BoredFace Haikus".. Looks like Freda's isn't experiencing a Thanksgiving rush of shoppers despite no presence of COVID in Santa Royale. Must be the only zip code in the US without cases...
Freda’s is holding the annual stale bread sale. So seasonal, both for use in stuffing and as seagull food. It looks as though the stalest of Mary’s Muffins are also featured on the poster.
Brandy: "Oh, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.... get your #$%@*!# hand off me before I call the cops!
HelenClark
Wow! The Wall Street Journal, that bastion of conservative values, featured the following article headline:
"Workplace Romance? Many Millennials and Gen Zers Would Never".
Hmm, perhaps the feature writers were glancing at MW for topics?!? Tommy & Brandy...cutting edge! Who'da thunk?
@LouiseF--Good one! (Because it's so, so true.)
@KitKat--Thank you. I feel like this storyline has been plodding along for as long as COVID has. And I feel the same way about both.
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