Monday, March 8, 2021

Mary Worth 3583


"Would you mind carrying my kitchen trash out to the dumpster on your way? Thanks a million."

11 comments:

KitKat said...

“Saul, could you help me trim Max’s toenails? Come to think of it, could you trim my toenails while you’re at?”

Why is Eve toweling off a perfectly dry Max? After that cataclysmic storm, the Charterstone grounds were completely dry, with not a puddle in sight. (Note that the towel is much better than the gas station paper towel Saul gave Eve to use. Mama really does love her boy!)

Anonymous said...


And here I had hoped we'd be on to a new story this week. I never learn.

So, what's it going to be? Some shattering new revelation from Eve? Some leftover salmon for Saul to take home? A big fat kiss on the lips? (Eve, please, not in front of Max and Greta!)

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

Eve: "Before you go..."

Saul: "Yeeesssss?? !!!" (I can hear his heart kicking up a notch from here!)

Eve: "Would you stop on your way home and thank Mary for me?"

HelenClark

fauxprof said...

“Before you go...I want you to have Gary’s tie. It’s my most cherished possession. He had his stroke while I was strangling him with it”

Darth Curt said...

Just puttin' this out there. My sister-in-law who is a nurse says that Old Folks' Homes are just a cesspool of STI's.

I really don't want this to go there, but if it does... be careful kids.

Nance said...

Today's Blahface Haiku is titled

"What Every Handyman Husband Hears...Eventually".

Finally!
Great job!

Wool Worth said...

In P2, Eve looks like Iris if Iris were a bit older. Zak, take note. This is your future.

Chester the Dog said...

How long was the dog missing, ten minutes?

Carlye said...

@Chester, in the Worthiverse, ten minutes=2 weeks.

LouiseF said...

Ah... this is what passes for suspense-building in the Worthiverse!! What DOES Eve want? Inquiring minds want to know...And will it take all week to find out?!

Vince said...

Tomorrow, Eve will probably tell Saul that she sometimes has anxiety attacks.