Thursday, April 1, 2021

Mary Worth 3603

If the suits above are the spring collection, and the suits below were being sold in January, no wonder Santa Royale's shopping malls are dying.

10 comments:

KitKat said...

“OH NO!” indeed. Not only is that accurate for we denizens of the Worthiverse, that screaming in the background is June Brigman howling when she read KM’s copy: “OH NO! Another trip to the ¥^€\^<{ mall, and more headless mannequins! I’m not wasting my #$+&€{> time drawing that again! The colorist can handle it. I’m outta here!”

Maybe we should not be too hasty. Eve hasn’t said “UHN.” It’s possible that she and Dr. Mauve role played “How will you react if you see headless mannequins wearing suits?” and Eve will chuckle and exclaim “Onward, to the food court!”

Anonymous said...

Personally at this point I think we really need a good Crying Jag and Long Response Lag to spice things up.

Hermite said...

I swear, this is the meanest April Fool's joke I have ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow, we’ll see Eve spinning around like James Brown singing:

I..I.. I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, Gary who?


HelenClark

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Quick--Bring Salmon!".

Food court!
(Oh no!)

Anonymous said...


Ha ha, good one, Karen! You're a riot.

By the way, your shoelace is untied.

-- Scottie McW.

Yahoonski said...

These Mauvian immigrants seem to be everywhere these days.

LouiseF said...

I see that therapy session was a big help.

Anonymous said...

Unless things pick up considerably in the second half of this year, I’m afraid things aren’t looking too promising for the 14th Annual Worthy Awards

The Nominees for:

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A REGULAR CHARACTER
• Saul Wynter
• Greta the Dog

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A GUEST CHARACTER
• Eve Lourd
• Max the Dog

OUTSTANDING THOUGHT BALLOON
• OH NO!
• ?

BEST PROP
• Gary’s Casket
• Headless Mannequins

PANEL OF THE YEAR
• Max the Dog Getting Shot
• Max the Dog Getting Shot

BEST LINE OF 2021
No Entries

OUTSTANDING FLOATING HEAD
No Entries

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY AN INCONSEQUENTIAL CHARACTER
• Mary Worth
• Dr. Chelsea Mauve


HelenClark

Chester the Dog said...

I guess the Addams Family are pretty happy that their mall is a success.