“There’s a part of me that’s relieved that they aren’t together anymore! To be precise, it’s my head, which I was afraid you’d chew once you saw Drew with toothmarks on his. I’m reliably told head chewing is the new mating ritual, certified by Cherry and Mark Trail!”
“They seemed to be very different people. Ashlee is a raging lunatic with the mouth of a drunken sailor, and Drew is plodding and, frankly, dull as dishwater. He also wears the same odd type of shirt and tie as his father does.”
Is this a pointless recap or are they going to do something? Moy is still annoyed that The Kingdom cut off Saul & Eve before the victory laps. This stroll to nowhere may take a while.
Oh, Karen. Why did you skip so many possible story beats? Couldn't you have given us some scenes of Ashlee and Drew dining with Jeff and Mary at the Bum Boat? Or Ashlee and Drew showing up at for a Charterstone pool party when none other than Shauna shows up to crash the party. I can just imagine Toby's reaction as Ashlee and Shauna clash, Drew gets pushed into the pool as he tries to break up their fight, Ian leers at Ash and Shauna, and Mary thinks, "I'm not sure I like Drew's 'friend'." So many missed possibilities.
OK, so this is the end of this Mary Worth plot, right? In with a (promised) bang, out with a (Drew Corey looking at phone) whimper? I don’t see how even die Meddleführerin can get a victory lap out of this.
I think you’re right Scottie McW. Drew will get out his handy dandy magnifying glass and track Ashlee down. Shouldn’t be too hard; her footprints will be like those of Sasquatch wearing flip flops.
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“There’s a part of me that’s relieved that they aren’t together anymore! To be precise, it’s my head, which I was afraid you’d chew once you saw Drew with toothmarks on his. I’m reliably told head chewing is the new mating ritual, certified by Cherry and Mark Trail!”
“They seemed to be very different people. Ashlee is a raging lunatic with the mouth of a drunken sailor, and Drew is plodding and, frankly, dull as dishwater. He also wears the same odd type of shirt and tie as his father does.”
Is this a pointless recap or are they going to do something?
Moy is still annoyed that The Kingdom cut off Saul & Eve before the victory laps. This stroll to nowhere may take a while.
We could get time off for good behaviour if we all admit that dogs are good.
Dogs are good ! Drew should just get a dog.
"Maybe even he doesn't know why Ashlee left."
"Yes, Mary, we covered that yesterday. Try to keep up."
-- Scottie McW.
They seemed to be very different people, but, really, she was just a girl standing in front of a boy, distracting him while she stole his Rolex.
Oh, Karen. Why did you skip so many possible story beats? Couldn't you have given us some scenes of Ashlee and Drew dining with Jeff and Mary at the Bum Boat? Or Ashlee and Drew showing up at for a Charterstone pool party when none other than Shauna shows up to crash the party. I can just imagine Toby's reaction as Ashlee and Shauna clash, Drew gets pushed into the pool as he tries to break up their fight, Ian leers at Ash and Shauna, and Mary thinks, "I'm not sure I like Drew's 'friend'." So many missed possibilities.
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OK, so this is the end of this Mary Worth plot, right? In with a (promised) bang, out with a (Drew Corey looking at phone) whimper? I don’t see how even die Meddleführerin can get a victory lap out of this.
I have a hunch this story line isn't over. How many times did Moy deke us into thinking the dogs saga was over?
But if it is over, it's a hugely disappointing ending. Which is right on brand for KM.
-- Scottie McW.
I think you’re right Scottie McW. Drew will get out his handy dandy magnifying glass and track Ashlee down. Shouldn’t be too hard; her footprints will be like those of Sasquatch wearing flip flops.
Does Karen Moy know who she quoted today? I am keeping this family friendly, but seriously? What the
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