I hope Libby exacts revenge on Estelle, not Wilbur. Estelle is Libby’s caregiver and as such, she should have protected her cat from a jerk like Wilbur. I really hope Estelle wakes up tomorrow morning with just enough strands of grey hair left for a nice combover.
I recollect that Estelle stayed with the revolting Wilbur even after his wildly embarrassing performance at dinner at that new Thai place because “he makes me laugh.” Estelle hasn’t been laughing lately.
I bet Libby learned a lot watching Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons. Look for many sticks of dynamite and a safe dropping on Wilbur soon,
Is he singing in front a huge sold out event at Carnegie Hall? Are they recording an album? Why does he care if there's a cat meowing during his singing?
I'm rooting for the new angry, Wilbur-hating Libby.
For those who read Dilbert, there is an evil red car who is the Human Resources Director who plans ways to torture humans. As for me. I love cats. And no. I am heterosexual and not a James Bond villain
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I don't know what's more awesome -- the "monocled" look, or the "Vengeance is mine" expression. Probably the latter. Get him, Libby, get him!
At least Libby has stopped smiling.
Wilbur wants never to see Libby again. So he put Libby in Estelle's bedroom, a place he'll never go.
Libby is one scary kitty. That being said, anything she does to Wilbur will be richly deserved and about time.
I hope Libby exacts revenge on Estelle, not Wilbur. Estelle is Libby’s caregiver and as such, she should have protected her cat from a jerk like Wilbur. I really hope Estelle wakes up tomorrow morning with just enough strands of grey hair left for a nice combover.
I recollect that Estelle stayed with the revolting Wilbur even after his wildly embarrassing performance at dinner at that new Thai place because “he makes me laugh.” Estelle hasn’t been laughing lately.
I bet Libby learned a lot watching Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons. Look for many sticks of dynamite and a safe dropping on Wilbur soon,
Is he singing in front a huge sold out event at Carnegie Hall? Are they recording an album? Why does he care if there's a cat meowing during his singing?
I'm rooting for the new angry, Wilbur-hating Libby.
COMING SOON TO THE SANTA ROYALE CIVIC CENTER!!!
Fabulous Musical:
“The Bodyguard”
Presented by the Santa Royale all-male revue and Glee Club,
And featuring “Wendy Weston” in the role originated by Miss Whitney Houston!
Professor Ian Cameron will bring his mighty, mighty Bass tones to the Kevin Costner role
Understudy for Wendy Weston: Senor Carlos Allora
Understudy for Ian Cameron : Physician’s Assistant Jared Skywalker
Musical Accompaniment: Estelle from the ‘hood
Special Sound Effects: Libby le chat
Tickets on sale, but it’s sure to be a sell out
To purchase tickets, askwendy@paper.com
I apologize for my previous anonymous comment, but I am stuck in not a robot Purgatory.
Meg
Trying to escape...
meg, when I read “Unknown’s” first post, I thought, “Wow, this is as inspired as something meg would write!” Your genius always comes through.
I’m praying for your deliverance from Robot Purgatory.
Good night, Wilbur.
For those who read Dilbert, there is an evil red car who is the Human Resources Director who plans ways to torture humans. As for me. I love cats. And no. I am heterosexual and not a James Bond villain
I meant evil red car, not evil red car
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