Looks like Carol and Wilbur were seated at a kid’s table shoehorned in between a regular table and Piano Man.
How long before Carol pulls off the tablecloth, throws it over Wilboor, ties it as tightly as possible, and kicks him to the curb? I’m ready to jump in and help her. If there was a Worthy Awards category for Most Detestable Character in a Continuing Role, he would win hands down.
Come on, Wilbur, show Carol that you have a little warmth in you. Saying "my ex" is so sterile and impersonal. You should start referring to her as "my lovely darling Estelle." You're sure to score more points that way.
Dear Wendy, I've met a new guy and we have Frenchies so naturally I agreed to see him again. However, he keeps referring fondly to his "Ex" on our dates. I love Salsa dancing but he's got some sort of PTSD about that. Should just keep mentioning that until he gets over it? He's pudgy, single minded, and has a comb-over but the pool here in Santa Royale is really shallow. I've been to the dog park, Pet Store, and the dog beach and there's LITERALLY no one else there.
Should I settle for this "Frenchie Connection" or hold out for a "Salsa Suitor"?
Also I notice Linda Ronstadt's I'm No Good on the jukebox. I love that - but also love an older version done be a woman named Betty Everett - I encourage anyone who's never heard it to take a listen (google it).
Dear Confused Carol, Let me help you out. Anyone who keeps referring to his "ex" on a date with someone new is relationship kryptonite. You already have a dog; why do you need an insensitive lout just because he's someone to go out with? Wake up and smell the coffee! Didn't you ever hear the phrase "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."? Wendy
You know what would be fun? If Charterstone got a new neighbor who loved salsa dancing, karaoke, had a full head of hair and had a piano. Wilbur would be left at the dog beach alone with his pick up chicks dog. Think June Brigman could draw Estelle and Carol and Toby (Ian's a bore) cat fighting over such a man?
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I can’t believe man bun pianist is playing Carol’s favorite song, Nine Inch Nails’ Head Like A Hole!!
Looks like Carol and Wilbur were seated at a kid’s table shoehorned in between a regular table and Piano Man.
How long before Carol pulls off the tablecloth, throws it over Wilboor, ties it as tightly as possible, and kicks him to the curb? I’m ready to jump in and help her. If there was a Worthy Awards category for Most Detestable Character in a Continuing Role, he would win hands down.
Come on, Wilbur, show Carol that you have a little warmth in you. Saying "my ex" is so sterile and impersonal. You should start referring to her as "my lovely darling Estelle." You're sure to score more points that way.
-- Scottie McW.
Dear Wendy,
I've met a new guy and we have Frenchies so naturally I agreed to see him again. However, he keeps referring fondly to his "Ex" on our dates. I love Salsa dancing but he's got some sort of PTSD about that. Should just keep mentioning that until he gets over it? He's pudgy, single minded, and has a comb-over but the pool here in Santa Royale is really shallow. I've been to the dog park, Pet Store, and the dog beach and there's LITERALLY no one else there.
Should I settle for this "Frenchie Connection" or hold out for a "Salsa Suitor"?
Confused Carol from Santa Royale
Wilbur! Enough talk about your ex!!!
Also I notice Linda Ronstadt's I'm No Good on the jukebox. I love that - but also love an older version done be a woman named Betty Everett - I encourage anyone who's never heard it to take a listen (google it).
Dear Confused Carol, Let me help you out. Anyone who keeps referring to his "ex" on a date with someone new is relationship kryptonite. You already have a dog; why do you need an insensitive lout just because he's someone to go out with? Wake up and smell the coffee! Didn't you ever hear the phrase "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."? Wendy
Another of Santa Royale’s many French restaurants. L’escalade offers rock climbing as an after dinner benefit.
Great comments everyone, but @hmmmm made me LOL.
My work here is done. Thanks, Wanders!
You know what would be fun? If Charterstone got a new neighbor who loved salsa dancing, karaoke, had a full head of hair and had a piano. Wilbur would be left at the dog beach alone with his pick up chicks dog. Think June Brigman could draw Estelle and Carol and Toby (Ian's a bore) cat fighting over such a man?
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