"Dear Wendy, my girlfriend dumped me,
again. It is the second time I've been dumped twice by two different women. I'd like to set a new personal-best and get dumped three times, but to do that I need to convince her to take me back again. How do you recommend I go about it? - Sincerely, Karaoke Slim"
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Dear Slim: Just keep doing what you’re doing. It’s not you, it’s them. Love, Wendy
I don't know how KM will get there, but this will end with Mary and her platitude muffins pontificating on how differences can be overcome and cat and dog lovers can be together and have sing-alongs. What I can't figure out is how Wilbur's Frenchie and Estelle's cat will meet and what will change Wilbur's mind that Libby is a creature of good. Perhaps Libby will save Wilbur's Frenchie from eating one of Mary's salmon cakes?
Since acquiring a dog didn’t enhance Wilbur’s chick magnetism, will he dump Pierre?
Good question, KitKat. What will happen to Pierre? Carol is now safe, unless she loses her mind or something and decides to give Wilbur another try, but who will come to the little dog's rescue?
Sweet Merciful Crap... the link to the roses and note was from nearly 2 years ago. Time has lost all meaning to me.
Does anyone else find it disturbing Wilbur uses Estelle's picture as his wallpaper? Sign seven of a true stalker.
This is amusing, if not actually funny. Wilbur has given absolutely no thought to Estelle since being dumped, but accidently calls another woman her name and now decides he's not over her? Just find another woman named Estelle, it won't be that hard. Problem solved.
I like how the song he associates with her is basically about adultery.
Nice of Woody’s to customise Weelbur’s bag with a photo of his face.
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