Only Wilbur would spot his Ex on a date with a hot veterinarian, and show up with breakfast early the next morning.
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KitKat
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Wanders, per your secret message, maybe you and Mrs. Wanders can hit your local karaoke establishment to relax. I hear that people get happy at places like that.
“The next morning”??? What happened to Mary and Dr. Doolittle, er, Dr. Ed? Are they both still sitting in stunned silence at the Star Lounge? And why would Estelle open her door to Wilbur? Is free food that much of a draw?
Woody’s isn’t open for breakfast, so Wilbur got pork sausages, bacon, ham, corned beef hash, and chorizo at Rise and Shine.
No, no, no! The gratiuitous and humiliating sing-off was supposed to be followed by an even more humiliating dance battle. (At Star Lounge, they have a breakdance floor and disco ball as an after-dinner amenity). I was so looking forward to seeing Estelle and Wilbur poppin and lockin in an epic dance throwdown before they dislocate their lumbar vertebrae and have to be nursed back to health by Dr Ed with horse tranquilizer and ivermectin.
Wanders, it seems to me like you need to get your priorities straight. If you can't properly focus on Mary Worth, then you should probably quit your job.
Scottie McW. - How can Estelle slam the door in Wilbur's face? She doesn't have a door to slam.
I went to a karaoke bar last night where, among other happenings, my ex, who was there with her new (and relatively hot) boyfriend, made it clear that she hates my guts and never wants to see me again. I don't know what to do and hope you can help. Do you think I should maybe pick up breakfast and show up unannounced at her door with my dog (who likes her and hates me and whom I never should have been allowed to adopt in the first place) to try to make amends? Full disclosure: I made a complete fool of myself (to use a polite term) at the karaoke bar last night.
HelenClark, I think you may not have noticed that Estelle is holding the door in her left hand. It is only the hinges that are missing, not the door itself.
MW: So to recap, Wilbur exhibits uncontrollable rage, embarrasses Estelle in public - twice, is self-centered bordering on derangement, and hurt Estelle’s cat, and yet Estelle happily opens her door to this lunatic and all is forgiven. Once again, this strip sets back the Women’s Movement over 60 years.
Uh, Estelle, you don't have to explain ANYTHING to Wilbur, who is using his so-called apology to ferret out info. on the guy he saw you with. None of his beeswax, honey!
I think when Wilbur realized that Pierre hated him and would likely run away at the first opportunity, he broke the dog's legs. That explains why he now has to carry the dog everywhere instead of walking him on a leash.
I prefer to believe Estelle is holding a plank with which she is about to whack Wilbur. Being careful not to hurt Pierre, of course. Unlike Wilbur, she does not take her resentment out on innocent animals.
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Wanders, per your secret message, maybe you and Mrs. Wanders can hit your local karaoke establishment to relax. I hear that people get happy at places like that.
“The next morning”??? What happened to Mary and Dr. Doolittle, er, Dr. Ed? Are they both still sitting in stunned silence at the Star Lounge? And why would Estelle open her door to Wilbur? Is free food that much of a draw?
Woody’s isn’t open for breakfast, so Wilbur got pork sausages, bacon, ham, corned beef hash, and chorizo at Rise and Shine.
If she doesn't slam the door in his face, I give up.
-- Scottie McW.
No, no, no! The gratiuitous and humiliating sing-off was supposed to be followed by an even more humiliating dance battle. (At Star Lounge, they have a breakdance floor and disco ball as an after-dinner amenity). I was so looking forward to seeing Estelle and Wilbur poppin and lockin in an epic dance throwdown before they dislocate their lumbar vertebrae and have to be nursed back to health by Dr Ed with horse tranquilizer and ivermectin.
Wilbur is not going to like seeing Dr. Ed standing behind Estelle in her bathrobe.
I wholeheartedly agree with the esteemed Dr. Cameron. Somebody should have gotten SERVED!
Wanders, it seems to me like you need to get your priorities straight. If you can't properly focus on Mary Worth, then you should probably quit your job.
Scottie McW. - How can Estelle slam the door in Wilbur's face? She doesn't have a door to slam.
HelenClark
Perhaps Wilbur needs a reference to a new vet so he can get Pierre's toenails clipped before they dig further into his forearm.
Inside Mary’s head: must not meddle. must not meddle.
Inside Mary’s ego: Must Meddle. Must Meddle.
She can no longer restrain herself. Flat-footed, she jumps onto the stage and seizes the microphone.
Suddenly, at the back of the room: Woof Bark Bow Wow Grrrr, yapyapyapyapyappityyap. It’s GretaMaxPierreSophieChester with…Libby bringing up the rear.
(Mary, belt it out!)
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who,who,who?
Mr. Allora: I! I let the dogs out!
Because they were barking incessantly and soiling the carpets!
Mary: Fine. Now please take your dogs and go home.
Wilbur, get in the car and bring Pierre.
And so ends another episode of Disappointing Plot Resolutions Theater.
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Dear Wendy:
I went to a karaoke bar last night where, among other happenings, my ex, who was there with her new (and relatively hot) boyfriend, made it clear that she hates my guts and never wants to see me again. I don't know what to do and hope you can help. Do you think I should maybe pick up breakfast and show up unannounced at her door with my dog (who likes her and hates me and whom I never should have been allowed to adopt in the first place) to try to make amends? Full disclosure: I made a complete fool of myself (to use a polite term) at the karaoke bar last night.
Please help.
Clueless in Santa Royale
HelenClark, I think you may not have noticed that Estelle is holding the door in her left hand. It is only the hinges that are missing, not the door itself.
JUST SHUT THE DOOR ESTELLE!!!!
Pierre is being used by Weelbur as a human, er, canine shield! Call Charterstone SWAT now!
TUESDAY
Jeez, even when he tries to apologize, Wilbur's an obnoxious boor.
-- Scottie McW.
MW: So to recap, Wilbur exhibits uncontrollable rage, embarrasses Estelle in public - twice, is self-centered bordering on derangement, and hurt Estelle’s cat, and yet Estelle happily opens her door to this lunatic and all is forgiven. Once again, this strip sets back the Women’s Movement over 60 years.
Uh, Estelle, you don't have to explain ANYTHING to Wilbur, who is using his so-called apology to ferret out info. on the guy he saw you with. None of his beeswax, honey!
Pierre is so embarrassed even he won't look her in the eye.
I think when Wilbur realized that Pierre hated him and would likely run away at the first opportunity, he broke the dog's legs. That explains why he now has to carry the dog everywhere instead of walking him on a leash.
HelenClark
I'm sorry to have ruined your date, Stel. Say, why is your shower running?
I prefer to believe Estelle is holding a plank with which she is about to whack Wilbur.
Being careful not to hurt Pierre, of course. Unlike Wilbur, she does not take her resentment out on innocent animals.
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