"Wilbur, you shouldn't have..." How many times has he heard that in his life?
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Stell
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Wilbur, you shouldn't have! Libby's great and all, but my favorite feline is actually the ancient Egyptian funereal cat-goddess Bastet. I'd be glad to have you mummified in her honor!
Did Wilbur bring a gift for Pierre? The bag is from All Pets, but Wilbur didn’t mention his former pooch. I hope that in a fit of pique, Pierre gnaws Wilbur’s shoes while Wilbur’s wearing them.
I feel bad for the poor Charterstone residents who live next to Estelle and have to listen to her and Wilbur singing. They thought it was over and done with, but now they see that the shlub has reappeared, more or less like a fungal infection.
Oh, I foresee a parade of gifts from a grateful Wilbur over the next week. No explanation how he managed that personality-ectomy. Maybe he's changed due to his warm relaitionship with his new fish. Life can be SO satisfying.
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Wilbur, you shouldn't have! Libby's great and all, but my favorite feline is actually the ancient Egyptian funereal cat-goddess Bastet. I'd be glad to have you mummified in her honor!
Looks like Wilbur is no longer patronizing Woody’s. Perhaps Porky’s is his new go to for barbecue?
Did Wilbur bring a gift for Pierre? The bag is from All Pets, but Wilbur didn’t mention his former pooch. I hope that in a fit of pique, Pierre gnaws Wilbur’s shoes while Wilbur’s wearing them.
I feel bad for the poor Charterstone residents who live next to Estelle and have to listen to her and Wilbur singing. They thought it was over and done with, but now they see that the shlub has reappeared, more or less like a fungal infection.
Oh, I foresee a parade of gifts from a grateful Wilbur over the next week. No explanation how he managed that personality-ectomy. Maybe he's changed due to his warm relaitionship with his new fish. Life can be SO satisfying.
Doorknobs are what, about three feet off the floor? Benjamin Button Weston. His head's getting smaller too.
HelenClark
These spineless bozos are made for each other. Arthu/er got off pretty well, I think.
Wilbur, cheerfully: "Who wants pickled pigs feet and hog snout?"
-- Scottie McW.
Honestly, fast food? Estelle should be demanding a nice emerald ring.
She's alive and well in the Sandman universe.
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