I go to bed wearing flannel bunny pajamas, argyle wool socks, hair curlers, a goopy green facial mask, eye shades, a sleep apnea nose appliance, curling up with a Funk and Wagnells encyclopedia and my old red rubber hot water bottle and it’s still spicier than watching these two.
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Zak: “Not at all. Only I won’t be taking showers anymore - falling water is scary! I’ll stick to baths.”
Stop hiking? Heck, now that I'm getting hitched my plan is to sit around the house and eat mayo all the live long day.
I’m hopeful I get an invite so I can sing “Some Enchanted Evening” at their bridal shower. They’ll love it!
No, no! “Bridal Reception” not the other one! Good lord, I don’t want an invite to that! Blah!
I go to bed wearing flannel bunny pajamas, argyle wool socks, hair curlers, a goopy green facial mask, eye shades, a sleep apnea nose appliance, curling up with a Funk and Wagnells encyclopedia and my old red rubber hot water bottle and it’s still spicier than watching these two.
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