It’s hard to notice any gap when my chinbeard is mashed firmly into Toby’s eye socket and I’ve got a nostrilful of bangs. Toby should have gone ahead and married Cal to make our relationship look even more appropriate by comparison.
"That Ian and Toby couple sure have a big age gap between them for a married couple around here."
"Yeah but there are other May-December couples around here, too. You've got Iris robbing the cradle, and that Weston kid was getting it on with an older professor, and her dad had a fling with some young South American woman. Plus we've got Dr. Jeff and that Worth biddy who's got to be at least a hundred years old."
"But those couples aeren't married. Ian and Toby are the only married couple around here with a big age gap."
"Oh, yeah. Right. Well, around here anyway."
(Can we add the Counting Crows "Around Here" to the jukebox?)
Smuggest 2023 can’t end until we see a pensive Dawn gazing morosely at the couples on the dance floor with a floating head of Jared Mylo hovering above her.
How big is the Cameron “age gap” anyway? I don’t think Chinbeard robbed the cradle, for Pete’s sake.
Toby and Nan could swap earrings and fool everyone at the reception, a la “The Parent Trap.”
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Waiting for Zackie to rush over and scream, "Get your hands off my babysitter you dirty old man!"
The gap is being held open by your beard, Ian.
(Speaking as a proud beard wearer myself…)
It’s hard to notice any gap when my chinbeard is mashed firmly into Toby’s eye socket and I’ve got a nostrilful of bangs. Toby should have gone ahead and married Cal to make our relationship look even more appropriate by comparison.
The love fest continues. I'm fighting the urge to put flowers in my hair.
HelenClark
“Thank goodness Zak and Iris got married, because it’s somehow all about us —“ says Toby.
“I think you mean me” replies Ian.
Conversation overheard, apparently, by Toby:
"That Ian and Toby couple sure have a big age gap between them for a married couple around here."
"Yeah but there are other May-December couples around here, too. You've got Iris robbing the cradle, and that Weston kid was getting it on with an older professor, and her dad had a fling with some young South American woman. Plus we've got Dr. Jeff and that Worth biddy who's got to be at least a hundred years old."
"But those couples aeren't married. Ian and Toby are the only married couple around here with a big age gap."
"Oh, yeah. Right. Well, around here anyway."
(Can we add the Counting Crows "Around Here" to the jukebox?)
Let's hope Smugfest 2023 ends after tomorrow...
Smuggest 2023 can’t end until we see a pensive Dawn gazing morosely at the couples on the dance floor with a floating head of Jared Mylo hovering above her.
How big is the Cameron “age gap” anyway? I don’t think Chinbeard robbed the cradle, for Pete’s sake.
Toby and Nan could swap earrings and fool everyone at the reception, a la “The Parent Trap.”
The difference is Iris is robbing the cradle; Toby is robbing the grave.
Meanwhile, Wilbur whispers sweet nothings to a coat rack.
-- Scottie McW.
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