Saturday, December 31, 2011

Mary Worth 1,201 part 2

Also, if you separate them and it turns out she's not Emily Smith, you could be arrested for kidnapping when the police arrive.

This is really just a test post to see if I can post using my iPhone because I will be traveling all next week.

Mary Worth 1,201

Bill the Manager is gonna be steamed when he finds out that Bree the Waitress has been giving away free bowls of rainbow swirl ice cream.

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Friday, December 30, 2011

Mary Worth 1,200

McThuggy finally realizes why the "Good Eats" Diner's marketing slogan is "Where the *&^%$#@ is that waitress?"

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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Mary Worth 1,199

...she asks, holding her pad and pencil in her hand, staring out the window at the cars in the parking lot. Hmmm.

I love that Mary Worth's palette is so intense it cannot be contained by her scarf.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Mary Worth 1,197

NO! NOT HER HER HAIR!!? HE DIDN'T CUT HER HAIR?! OH NOOOOoooo! NO ONE IN SANTA ROYALE CUTS THEIR HAIR! OH, THE INHUMANITY! THE INHUMANITY!

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Friday, December 23, 2011

Mary Worth 1,196

Either the waitress has brought a new place mat to Emily to color while she waits for dessert, or she's playing with leftover chicken fingers that look like actual fingers... cooool.

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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Mary Worth 1,195

Under distress, we can all say stupid things. McThuggy is older relative to whom? Emily? I should hope so. Mary Worth? I should hope not.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Mary Worth 1,194

If McThuggy suddenly tries to leave, another stalling technique Bree can use is to wrap him up in her elastic arm and hold him until the police arrive.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Mary Worth 1,193

"Rainbow Swirl, as in That's what your gonna see when I whack you on the back of the head with our industrial sized KitchenAid mixer."

Faithful reader "howardsgirlfriend" pointed out that our current story is ripped from the headlines in this 2005 CNN News article. It's really worth the read. Very touching.