"No! STOP, Adam! Let's let Wanders and his dear readers complete your sentence for you."
Okay, here's mine: "Terry, will you massage my corn?"
Have fun, everyone!
Friday, May 29, 2015
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Mary Worth 2066
For years to come, I will remember that for one small panel, on one special day, a Mary Worth character spoke like an actual human being. This is not that day.
I can't wait to see what romantic gesture Adam comes up with next, but if it involves his cane, a top hat, and a little soft shoe dance, I'm gonna demand that Terry marry this guy on the spot!
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Mary Worth 2065
C'mon, Adam! Terry's making a very worthy attempt to sound like an actual human being. At least meet her halfway!
Monday, May 25, 2015
Mary Worth 2064
In many ways, the complex facets of Adam's personality remind me of lots of different bumper stickers.
Saturday, May 23, 2015
Friday, May 22, 2015
Thursday, May 21, 2015
Mary Worth 2061
After Adam's tremendous show of masculinity, their feelings are so intense and shameful that they're too embarrassed to call each other by their first names.
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Mary Worth 2060
You know who really deserves a prize? The guy who stacked those cones. If Adam manages to get one of his three balls even relatively near the target, the breeze should blow them over. Of course, these things are always fixed. They make it look easy, like having to throw from two feet away, but the balls are often improperly balanced, the cones are welded together, and there are dogs hiding under the counter that jump up and catch your ball in mid-flight. Always a rip off.
Monday, May 18, 2015
Mary Worth 2059
It's always cute when a couple has differing views on roller coasters. However, this is clearly not your typical cliche. It has been well established that Terry loves heights, but Adam, too, is an adventurous soul, with a hot air balloon pilot's license and a penchant for hilltop eateries. We must conclude that Adam's disgust lies in the fact that they are riding the Rocket Woman roller coaster (as indicated by the Rocket Woman logo on the front coaster car), and Adam used to date Rocket Woman before he met Terry, a.k.a. Teflon Girl. It was a really bad break up.
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Mary Worth 2058
Wait, is Adam's super evil power time travel?? Is he living a second life in another time period? And did he bring back soylent green for lunch?
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