Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Mary Worth 2981

But, hey, it was the sixties in Brooklyn. Everyone had an arranged marriage.

The condo board has rejected my petition to add this song to the jukebox.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Mary Worth 2980

Death metal music is also gnarly. But hopefully, we can learn from it.

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Mary Worth 2979

Grief is not a plot. The only way this is a plot is if either Mary is hitting on Myster Wynter, or if the two of them discover that they both dabble in the dark arts, and Myster Wynter and Mary Wyrth raise Bella from the dead.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Mary Worth 2978

Mary's really good at coming up with obscure quotes that are totally apropos for the moment. I can only quote television, which sometimes gets me into trouble.

"Friends joke with one another. 'Hey, you're poor. Hey, your mama's dead.' That's what friends do." - Michael J. Scott, The Office

Not really appropriate, but funny in context.

Friday, September 21, 2018

Mary Worth 2977

A blood clot doesn't sound like such a bad way to get out of this story.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Mary Worth 2976

Write your creative answers in the comments section, only here's the challenge: You can't use the words "salmon," "appetizer" or "shame."

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Mary Worth 2975

"Myster Wynter, I can bring Bella back... All I will need is a patch of her fur, some black chalk, and a strong electric current. Oh, and your immortal soul. Would that be acceptable to you?"

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Monday, September 17, 2018

Mary Worth 2973

Mary begins to comprehend that she may have been responsible for Bella's early demise.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Mary Worth 2972

Something that Myster Wynter has already learned, but Toby will never ever in a bazillion years understand.