Mary Worth 3220

Liquid Courage is PURPLE?

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Peanut butter, potato chips and single malt scotch: The lunch cupboard.

I am very grateful for the generous donation from Matthew S. and partner! You guys made my day!

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You can't imagine it? I'm so relieved... because it would be devastating.

And now a huge thank you to Julie N. and Michael B. for their generous donations to the Santa Royale Rehabilitation Fund! I'm glad you enjoy MW&M.

Mary Worth 3217

For all his contemptible ways, you have to admit, he's the one person in the Worthiverse who knows how to hold a cell phone.

I have to give a great big public thank you to Rachel C. and her friends who sent me this inspiring T-shirt. I immediately took Mrs. Wanders out to dinner at our old familiar just so I could show it off in public. THANK YOU!!

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Yesterday, when I suggested that you go on a double date because people love to go on double dates with their exes, I was being TOTALLY ironic.

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Please, please, please go on a double date to that Thai restaurant on Elm. Because couples always enjoy double dating with their exes. 

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As if Iris needed a reminder of why they broke up.

Mary Worth 3213

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!

It's almost as terrifying as Mrs. Wanders and me at the Charterstone Halloween Party this weekend. And, yes, I made the costume and did my makeup myself, thanks for asking. I drew the bones to make stencils and painted them with fabric paint. My date was kind of a deadbeat, though. It's time once again to swap out the Charterstone Jukebox with the Charterstone Halloween Party Jukebox.

Mary Worth 3212

It took me a while to understand what Zak was trying to communicate here, but I think I figured it out. You're extremely busy, but you still make me feel like the most important person in the world. But that's easy to do with Zak because he always feels like the most important person in the world.

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"Thank you, Zak. Your approval means everything to me. I was thinking I'd take a nap, but now that you say it, I'll drop a few classes instead."