Mary Worth 3298

Jared is a nice guy, but it was the darkest time of your life, Dawn, to discover you were dating a married man. Although... now that I think about it, I definitely hope it IS like old times, and that Jared will be the one to inform Dawn that Hugo is cheating on her.

Mary Worth 3297

Dawn, you’re an idiot. Jared works at NORTHview Hospital and Mary volunteers at MOUNTview hospital. Anyone with even the slightest interest in this strip knows that. 

Mary Worth 3296

“I can’t wait to visit him and watch him paint the publishing company in Paris.”

Mary Worth 3295

So much time since I’m a full time student. Still, I wouldn’t dream of getting a job. 

Mary Worth 3294

He's French. He'll hate it. But I want to drive him into a murderous rage so he'll come visit me.

Mary Worth 3293

Wait a minute, Jared. The pay isn't better because you're at a hospital. The pay is better because you were a Medical Assistant for Dr. Fletcher, and now you're a Physicians Assistant, which pays three times as much. Remember how you spent the last two years in school?

Mary Worth 3292

"So do I! Sadly, it's a Star Wars Parody Film, so it won't ever be in theaters. Not after Space Balls."

Mary Worth 3291

Why are you lying about enjoying pizza, Jared? We can clearly see that you don’t have any pizza. Are you trying to trick Dawn into thinking you’ve suddenly come into money, or is this your subtle way of letting Dawn know that you don’t believe her cockamamie story about a boyfriend. In France.

Mary Worth 3290

It’s been two years? Yes, in earth time, but in the Worthiverse? That’s impossible! That would mean that Dawn would be just about finishing up her associates degree, and that can never happen!

Mary Worth 3289

"Come on over, Jared! I have a new boyfriend and he isn't you again. Do you want to see pictures of his muscles?"