Thursday, April 30, 2020

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Mary Worth 3353

"Oh, Dawn, do you know how difficult it is for a guy like me to stay faithful in a country like France? But you begged and begged for a long distance relationship. Merci d'avoir perdu mon temps. Thanks for wasting my time."

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Mary Worth 3352

"It's not you, Hugo. I've found someone better." Explain to me how this isn't about Hugo?

Monday, April 27, 2020

Mary Worth 3351

Maybe tomorrow she can choke on her words and take a sip of water, and perhaps on Wednesday, she can excuse herself to use the rest room. I'm sure there are plenty of ways to stretch this out through the quarantine.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Mary Worth 3349

You may owe him for dinner if you break up with him at the restaurant.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Mary Worth 3348

Again, seeking clarity from an elevated vantage point. True fact, one of the boulders in Central Park is named "Worthless Boulder."

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Mary Worth 3347

So far, we've done the High Line, the Empire State Building, the Freedom Tower, and the Statue of Liberty, all places with great views, but apparently, Dawn is still seeking clarity. Today she looks like she's happy again. She even put on that cheap little seashell Hugo gave to her.

Tuesday, April 21, 2020