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Classic Fortune Cookie: If you wear your Rolex in the woods, you'll wonder what time it is at home.

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As the parent of a Barbizon alum, I don't know which I find more pathetic, Drew's obsessive validation; the fact that Ashlee brought only ONE costume to a photo shoot; or acknowledging that I'm the father of a Barbizon alum.

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Sometimes words are unnecessary.

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"Give me more! Give me more of that blonde Minnehaha scratching her back on a shagbark hickory tree! This will really offend the libtards!"

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And if you don't make it happen, Drew, it will be years before anyone finds your body.

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Oh... it's all about opposites attract. Gotcha. Who do these two think Drew is? As long as I can remember, Drew has been an obnoxious, self-centered womanizer. Not some choirboy. Yes, he's always lived with his dad. But Old Drew was always a cad. And I liked him better than New Drew.

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I think you're right, Jeff. In fact, I think they're playing doctor right now.

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"Oh, Shauna..." I miss her already, and I haven't even met her.

I really wanted to blog yesterday, but had to catch a 6:30 AM bus and couldn't get signed in to my account properly on my phone. Like all of you, I was so disappointed that while Drew was dating Shauna, we were stuck with Eve Lorde and Saul.

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The watermelon doesn't fall very far from the tree.

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RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR! Water slap! Water slap! WINNNNND RUSH! "...Friend of Drews..." RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR! Water slap! Water slap! "What?" WINNNNND RUSH! RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR! "Speak louder! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Water slap! WINNNNND RUSH! RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR!