Mary Worth 3739

"And when we get there, remember, if you see any chicks, magnetize them!"

Mary Worth 3738

Oh, I think "Pee-air" was fortuitous enough.

New song on the jukebox: "I Made a Mistake" by the Impressions.

Mary Worth 3737

Also, your dog is a vampire.

Mary Worth 3736

Watch out for magnitized chicks! Here they come!

Mary Worth 3735

Well, you've certainly answered all of our screening questions. Congratulations, enjoy your dog. And congratulations to you, Pierre... and good luck!

Mary Worth 3734

"I am willing to say anything, and hand you this expensive, fragile, living animal to take home, right now, no questions asked, just to get you out of here."

Mary Worth 3733

Wilbur must secrete some sort of strange pheromone that warns women he's single. I mean this woman wouldn't just assume someone is single, would she? She's more professional than that, isn't she? And then her response to his unthreatening moment of hope, assuming he is somehow hitting on her? I don't think I like her very much. No wonder she gets along with dogs so well.

What's going on!?

8:05 AM Eastern: I have been unable to access the Comics Kingdom site for two days. This is a tragedy. How will I ever know what is going on?? You miss two days of Mary Worth and you will never catch up!

3:07 PM Eastern: Well, I've hacked into the SeattlePI.com site - what does PI stand for? And here is the money panel for you:

I weep for women and dogs everywhere.

Mary Worth 3731

"Maybe having a dog will bring out the caring side a ME buried under all this muscle and crooner's good looks."

Mary Worth 3730

Yes, Wilbur! Every dog owner is happy all the time. And they always find love. You should run down to the pet store right now and pick out a dog! They're lots of fun, and oh so easy!

(Please note: This is a joke. In no way do I condone casual and irresponsible dog ownership. I know some of you will find today's strip and my response triggering, so I just want to make that clear. Capisce?)