Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Mary Worth 4165

"What about you, Ed? Are you more considerate and reliable than Wilbur Weston?"

Monday, January 30, 2023

Mary Worth 4164

Did you know that in Cassablanca, Humphry Bogart never says, "Play it again, Sam?" He actually says, "Play it again, Sau."

Sunday, January 29, 2023

Mary Worth 4163

"Like when I decided to date Wilbur, and when I decided to go on SilverDaters.com and get scammed, and when I took you to that karaoke place. It works great."

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Mary Worth 4162

Eggplant is one of those foods that everybody seems to like, but I just can't stand it. Not even in otherwise-delicious pasta dishes, or funny sounding dips like baba ganoush. Okay, I realize they probably won't serve baba ganoush at an Italian restaurant, and I just wanted to say baba ganoush. But seriously, I hate egg plant.

Friday, January 27, 2023

Mary Worth 4161

They have almost as many things in common as Wilbur and Estelle did. Music, pets, and stress.

Thursday, January 26, 2023

Mary Worth 4160

"I sense another good team in the making. Let's walk our cats up to Piccadee Falls."

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Mary Worth 4159

I imagine Steven is nine.

Why are they sitting next to each other? Is this because they are at the karaoke place, and they both want a good view of Wilbur?

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Mary Worth 4158

Oh, Ed. I can't even imagine the horrors you inflicted on that poor pomeranian.

Monday, January 23, 2023

Mary Worth 4157

Check your cell, Stell. There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Mary Worth 4156

So many people out carrying their dog and cat in the parking lot at the vet's office. This is what happens when a community fails to enforce their leash and crate laws.